Battleground Dessert

*Gets GMG sent to Cookieholics anonymous
now that he's out of the way
3.1 million

 

*Knocks out two members and jumps down a waterfall to escape the meeting, then swims back to the bidding*

Hi BoP! Guess what, I rehabilitated amazingly fast! The guys over there said I was a natural.

N' I bid 3.114 million chocolate coins.

 

*throws a choocolate cookie at GMG and BoP*

uhh.....

*runs away*

 

Thanks AcE! Now I can bid 3.114001 millions!

 

i offer

1 million imyokan
1 million anko
1 million wa-gashi
1 million anmitsu
1 million strawberry daifuku cake
1 million daigakuimo
1 million shu cream
1 million shiratama
1 million kushidango
1 million sakuramochi
1 million yokan
1 million kabocha

a variety is better ^_^

 

4 million
and 2 years supply of the baked goods of your choice

 

/me microwaves steak pies and smashes burning pies in BoPs face
Wheres your cakeists now *****!

 

*Meee's also selling sweets now*

 

*runs back*

*throws teddy bear cookies at everyone*

*runs away*

 

*adds teddy bear cookies to the offer*

 

17 minutes....And so far, Lurker's offer is the most appealing.

 

You would choose Lurkers fixed offer over being able to CHOOSE what YOU want?

 

1 chocloate coin...

and i let you live, cool?

 

that might of worked BoP if it wasnet for the fact that you said that about 45 minutes after the bid ended.^_^

 

Thirty seven minutes actually.

Now then, as my new employer, whaddya want me to do?

 

You shall all be destroyed
Right now the Cheesecake cannons are preparing to fire

TA TA
*flies away

 

holy $&!*, i employed you? i thought that i was getting Brownie Mercs? well, as your employer i now make you the leader of me and my forces, yes im paying you to be my leader, for god knows what in the world me and my unstable mind would use them for, and that i cant handle situations where i have to take control, in fact i would be the one that makes them out of control.

 

Wait so you are hiring him to be a free agent?
In that case I reasert my bid.

 

I'm not going to impinge upon my contract, that would be bad for business. And Lurker, I'm the commander of the Brownie forces, so yeah.

Anyways!! Set up a perimeter of stale frosting, with sprinkle caltrops. Fire upon ANYONE who approaches without the proper call signs with your walnutguns.

 

When did you sign a contract?

Oh well.
I guess I will just have to take you out too.
*Blows apart frosting perimeter so as to avoid approaching it Then orders advance of troops with almond guns