Avoiding Halloweiners 101

Hand out toys from some ****ty old fad, I.E. Pokemon, Beyblade, Yu-Gi-Oh, Digimon, etc. And when they ***** because you didn't give them their KAOTIX fix, or their BAKUGAN BATTLE BRAWLER DIGIPAK, yell at them like a cranky old man and chase them off your property.

Edit: Oh. I sorry. I did not read your post. I am infatuated with myself, and I appologize. D:

 

Give them broccoli.

 

*Ah... HEM!* :

 

Indeed..

 

You're s'posed to take notes on notepads, not scribble on them.

 

comment 1: Pokemon is still popular

comment 2: DO NOT INSULT DIGIMON

 

pokemon > digimon, digimon are teh ****z0rs

 

You know what i do itza? i know this is abit slack..but seriously..i give little kiddies overdued lollies.

 

pokemon owns digimon?

maybe with games, but not with the series

 

Dress up as pedobear? or give them... onions... i recall an old lady giving kids onions (including me) so that kids would go away

 

Meh, a lot of that actually involves still opening the door and giving them stuff. It'd be easier to just give them what they want.

 

If you really want to keep them away don't stop at the property line, extend the killzone across the street, use the neighbor's tree to anchor a few snares and snipe kiddies from the park.

 

When I saw this thread, the first thing I thought was "candy bucket in a bear trap." Then I thought "no, no, no, land mines on the lawn." But then I thought "why not do both?"

So, here's what you do: get a bunch of candy buckets, and fill all but a few with candy wrapped rocks, placing all of them in the center of bear traps on your lawn. Should an unfortunate Halloweiner get caught in a bear trap, his first instinct would probably be to yank away/flail his arm to get out of the bear trap. This is where part two comes in - the base of the trap would be chained to a mine buried underground, and the pulling of the chain would trigger the mine in the same way one would pull a chain to turn on a lamp.

For additional fun, if you had fencing of some kind you could bar the entrance/exit to your lawn and hide a key in one of the buckets, forcing each troop of Halloweiners to check every bucket

 

^Nice one.

 

Sounds great, but the mines would totally ruin the lawn

 

It's just dirt, you can replace it.

 

As for those Halloweeners, just 1 word: chainsaw!! Scare the little demons away, if your lucky, some may drop thier candy bags meaning you could get a bonus from scaring the crap out of them.

 

Use this to keep them away: http://www.paintballsentry.com/

No input required (other than paintballs). Guaranteed to shoot at anything that moves.