Avoiding Halloweiners 101

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ItzaHexGor, Oct 31, 2008.

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Avoiding Halloweiners 101

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ItzaHexGor, Oct 31, 2008.

  1. Banned

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    Hand out toys from some ****ty old fad, I.E. Pokemon, Beyblade, Yu-Gi-Oh, Digimon, etc. And when they ***** because you didn't give them their KAOTIX fix, or their BAKUGAN BATTLE BRAWLER DIGIPAK, yell at them like a cranky old man and chase them off your property.

    Edit: Oh. I sorry. I did not read your post. I am infatuated with myself, and I appologize. D:
     
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  2. darkone

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    Give them broccoli.
     
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  3. ItzaHexGor

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    *Ah... HEM!* :

     
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  4. Daseti

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    Indeed..
     
    Daseti, Oct 31, 2008
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  5. darkone

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    You're s'posed to take notes on notepads, not scribble on them.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    comment 1: Pokemon is still popular

    comment 2: DO NOT INSULT DIGIMON
     
    ijffdrie, Oct 31, 2008
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  7. Daseti

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    pokemon > digimon, digimon are teh ****z0rs
     
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    You know what i do itza? i know this is abit slack..but seriously..i give little kiddies overdued lollies.
     
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    pokemon owns digimon?

    maybe with games, but not with the series
     
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    Dress up as pedobear? or give them... onions... i recall an old lady giving kids onions (including me) so that kids would go away
     
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  11. ItzaHexGor

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    Meh, a lot of that actually involves still opening the door and giving them stuff. It'd be easier to just give them what they want.
     
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    If you really want to keep them away don't stop at the property line, extend the killzone across the street, use the neighbor's tree to anchor a few snares and snipe kiddies from the park.
     
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    When I saw this thread, the first thing I thought was "candy bucket in a bear trap." Then I thought "no, no, no, land mines on the lawn." But then I thought "why not do both?"

    So, here's what you do: get a bunch of candy buckets, and fill all but a few with candy wrapped rocks, placing all of them in the center of bear traps on your lawn. Should an unfortunate Halloweiner get caught in a bear trap, his first instinct would probably be to yank away/flail his arm to get out of the bear trap. This is where part two comes in - the base of the trap would be chained to a mine buried underground, and the pulling of the chain would trigger the mine in the same way one would pull a chain to turn on a lamp.

    For additional fun, if you had fencing of some kind you could bar the entrance/exit to your lawn and hide a key in one of the buckets, forcing each troop of Halloweiners to check every bucket
     
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    ^Nice one.
     
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    Sounds great, but the mines would totally ruin the lawn
     
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    It's just dirt, you can replace it.
     
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    :D

    As for those Halloweeners, just 1 word: chainsaw!! Scare the little demons away, if your lucky, some may drop thier candy bags meaning you could get a bonus from scaring the crap out of them.
     
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