April Fool

What is rickrolling supposed to mean anyway? I remember someone saying last year: I rickrolled your mother. He got flamed out of existence.

 

Blizzard will announce StarCraft: Online tomorrow.
Like they did four~five years ago.
And the April Fool's part is?
They lied four years ago.
StarCraft: Online is true.
That is the fourth/fifth project.

Units:
The Dark Portal - Opens a portal to Azeroth. Is controlled by the player with most units around it. Units from WarCraft III may be trained for a 50% increase in cost due to the trade taxes on Minerals to Gold and Vespene to Lumber.

Annhilation Class Battleship - The Dominion had always talked of upgrading the Battlecruiser to oppopse the new Swarm Guardians and the Mothership. However, the brilliant scientists behind the Thor project unveiled the Battleship, far stronger than the Behemoth-class Battlecruiser, this ship will be leading the Dominion fleets for years to come.

Weapons - Tripod Laser Anti-Matter Heavy Batteries
HP - 1200
Armor - 6
ATA - 60+6 DMG
ATG - 80+8 DMG
Minerals - 1000
Vespene - 600

Diablo Flame Tank - Due to the myriad amounts of Protoss and Zerg Melee units, the Dominion needed a close combat, heavily armored unit to counter the waves of Zealots and Zerglings. Attach a Flame Turret to an Arcilite, and increase the armor twofold, and the Flame Tank was created.

More coming soon from the staff of NanoTech Inc, bring you the latest updates on Blizzard Entertainment's latest game, StarCraft II.

 

Lol @ dark portal.
One thing though, a battlecruiser is usually considered to sound cooler and larger then a battleship. -The boring board game, anyone?-

 

It's when you tell somone you link to one video on youtube, but it turns out to be Rick Astley -Never Gonna Give you up. An example would be one that says "New Starcraft 2 footage" People go there and see the song, then the poster goes, hga ha rickrolled, and the others ge pissed off. It has led to some people not even bothering to follow legitimate links

 

The count down ends when April Fools begins its freakin genius!

 

So, anyone get the Conflicker C virus? I don't think I did.

Anyways, hopefully, Blizzard will have some AWESOME April Fool's Day jokes

 

What if the joke turns out to be that the closed beta was all a joke, and the beta will only be done publicly. With no beta key required. You would have went all the way to california and blizzcon for absolutely no reason at all.

On second thought... Its probably going to be a fake unit again.

 

April Fool's Truth: StarCraft 2 is a lie.

You heard it here first!

 

LOL all the April fools jokes made in Blizzard Entertainment

Starcraft 2 : The Terra-Tron, sort of huge Transformers created by all the Terran structures.

Diablo 3 : The archivist, the most "powerful" class of heroes

World of Warcraft : Pimp your ride .....


LOL

 

Quest Bolt was FTW

 

Best unit:
Blizzard Employee.
2400 HP
250 Atk
250 Armor
X Minerals
X Gas

"WTF?"

 

I wonder if terratron will be available in the campaign editor? That would be bad*** for UMS maps.

 

I'd like to use the Tauren marine

 

man ur name takes meh bac 2 wen i wuz dating dis ghirl named jaZmine,...man i loved dat ghirl, ill neva kno y i broke up wit her...man now im all emotional *cries lightly*

 

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@ loverboy learn to type in english

 

my personal opinion is that hes on drugs..

anyways!! heres some more april fools jokes that occured today

Link: http://g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/694457/April-Fools-Day-Game-Joke-Round-Up-Exxxxxtreme-Edition.html

 

Something's wrong when the poster with a Lil Wayne avatar (of all rappers) has to point out bad English.

No offense or anything, man I love rap and Lil Wayne too. I'm just pointing out the irony.

 

ok im not on drugs well not all the way....i can type in english a milli....btw lil may have a few good songs but lil is ****,...**** lil wayne that fake ass n---a

 

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