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"..."
*leaps off the balcony and disappears*

 

*comes storming in guns blazing with aoe everywhere*

 

*backstabs aurora with a ninjato*

*punctures Aurora's throat with a sai*

*fades back into shadow*

 

*is made out of plant material only*

*regenerates*

*starts to release toxic pollen into the air*

 

*sets air on fire*

*somehow manages to ninja-poof to safety*

 

*starts finding ninjas gay*

*looks in corner closet*

*wraps burning arms around the ninjas in it*

 

*makes fake ninja-bodies in closet explode*


*ninja remains in proverbial closet*

 

"..."
*releases a whirlwind of hira-shuriken at aurora*
*poofs away*

 

*starts spreading roots all around the room, covering everything in a thick layer of bark and moss*

*feels where ninjas are*

*starts to extend strangulating liana*

elemental power > ninja power

 

squirtle appears*

uses watergun*

 

*slashes the tendrils with katana and escapes through window*

 

Professor Chaos also > ninja power

 

Detected.

 

*nuclear ki launch detected*

 

Radioactiviki!!!

 

*starts spreading an intense could throughout the world, freezing all drink water*

 

an intense could?


*harnesses the wishing enemy of the could in combination with the power of the nuclear ki strike and uses it to form super tengen toppa gurren lagann - ninja mode*

Galaxy shoryouken!

 

*reveals true intentions*

you all thought it was a hidden way to say cold, but it's actually heat!

*smiles as the last bit of water evaporates*

 

*Slaps Aurora.


With a galaxy*

 

*celebrates my birthday*