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Hey... Have you ever think about a new name for starcraft units??? ???

Post your own names for your favorite ( and not so favorite ) starcraft units.

 

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Super-Destructo-Beam = Siege Tanks

 

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^ i lol'd from that

 

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Leviathan
Reaper (taken)
Colossus (taken)
Titan
Phantom
Spectre
Paragon
Hellion
Eidolon
Pink Elephant

 

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a model or pattern of excellence.

Raver-some form of zerg unit

 

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Lol, goes to raves alot and gets wasted? xD

 

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or ravenously rips your throat out.... either one.

 

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Space Pirates

Terran/Protoss hybrid
''It came from the space, shouting ''Arr..'' and ''Yohoho'' while shooting lazers.


Yeti

Zerg Unit
''roraoroaroeorwoaroarwrwarawrawrwawr''


High Teenager

Terran Unit
''dood dey r totaly gona keel uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu''
Spells: Confusion, you are unable to do anything for 10 seconds, wondering how can someone be so stupid.

Hovering Psionic Ninja Shooting Lazers

Protoss Unit
''The basic protoss unit, replacing the weak Zealot for half its cost!''
1000 armor
1000 hp
1-1337 dmg



annnnndd

Xenu
''Call forth the Protoss' God Xenu.''
Spells:
Brainwash: Like Mindcontrol but everybody around you also think you're a moron
Summon Tom Cruise: Call forth a loyal scientologist celebrity; Tom Cruise

 

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^im really hoping that you were being sarcastic for those

 

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You're right, I lack air units.

Superman
Terran Unit
Made at Theater Workshop

This unit can pass trough an air unit, instantly killing him.
Lazer eyes: Instantly melt a ground unit.
Can detect invisible units.
Freeze breath: The building gets frozen, becoming useless.

Weaknesses: Kryptonite (which would be implented 3 patches later)
Counter-unit: Horse(only available trough Mind Controlling a Horse critter); can paralyze Superman.

 

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Protoss Ninja

It can throw Phase Disrupter ninja stars with deadly accura- *URK*

 

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Thats low. Real low.

 

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shaman

toss unit... a dark high templar? sorry, thats just uneducated, but a perhaps?

exorcist

toss unit....um...targets evil! 666!

lost soul

toss unit...a dark ghost returning for vengence! BOOoooOOOoo!

noob

terran unit... basicly cannon fodder, screams lodly when pwnd.

martyr

toss unit....sacrifices himself for AIUR!

avenger

toss unit....takes dreadful revenge on teh zerg.

godzilla

zerg unit...its scary, lol!

fanatic

toss unit.... crazy zealot? ZOOooOOmMM!

ass biter

zerg unit... a true pain in the ass

 

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haha ass biter. i think zerglings?

 

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Will Smith
Flyer/Ground type
When the chips are down and you need something to save you from alien threats....Will Smith is there!
Attacks: Ground mode - When put on the ground, Will Smith becomes the lose cannon cop (again) and saves us from all ground aliens/robots.
            Charm - Smith brings back the ways of Hitch so he can charm whomever he wants and they will immeadiately do his bidding....go go Charm MC!
             

 

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Toss-On-Crack : High Templar

 

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reaver : mech-worm
archon : light templar
wraith : stealth
nuke bomb : hellraiser
larva : morpho

 

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pink elephant. lol

the abyss - zerg

lionheart - terran

oblivion - protoss

 

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yes, a pink elephant is like a spectre or a phantom.

 

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I used to give a particular unit (one that distinguished itself from the rest by either having the most kills, being the loan survivor of a nasty skirmish, or--through micro--displayed some amazing feats of combat prowess) a name. I've had Bob the marine, a brave soul who survived a failed expansion with nothing more than 3hp against the horrifying might of the zerg computer in vanilla Starcraft; Sloppy Joe the reaver, who died a heroic death after single-handedly holding off the armies of three of my friends at a LAN long enough for me to send reinforcements; and finally Frank, the High Templar who, alongside Joey the Shuttle, managed to make his way through a small hole in my opponent's defenses and destroy his economy with a well placed psionic storm, only to lose his life in the attempt to retreat.

I don't really name my units anymore, mostly because those who play against me at LANs have gotten much better, and it's rare that any single unit of mine distinguishes itself anymore. Still, the mere mention of Sloppy Joe is enough to send some of my friends into hysterics.