Hi guys. As a mighty warlock, I have few things to do at the moment that require my full attention, so I decided to pay my dues to Sargeras. He told me that I should 'spread the corruption among mortals'. So here I am, giving out my advice. Have any problems, need advice. Ask IJffdrie.
Hi, I attacked a small school bus yesterday and drained the souls of the children. Now they won't stop singing bus songs in my head. What should I so?
Aah, a problem often seen under beginning warlocks Either feed them to a demon, or just cast em into soulshards and throw em away.
Dear ijffdrie, Is demon-summoning or minion-summoning more effective when dealing with relationships?
I prefer voidwalkers. They are quiet and obedient, and have none of the problems that come with demonic summons. They make great servants, and they lack genitals, so your significant other has nowhere to find comfort from her daily tortures.
Well, they either end up in the Netherworld or are trapped forever. Sounds like pretty long periods to me.
Hi I'm just a lonely little templar that's kind of confused. Why are warlocks so squishy? Sincerely, Captain Crusader Strike
Aah, this one kind of has Thrall and Tyrande to blame. Sure, we wanted to summon whole fel armies to protect us and clade ourselves in the skin of pit-lords, but apparently this would 'increase the chance of corruption to uncontainable levels'.
They don't want a whole Jaraxxus situation all over again... Although Wilfred Fizzlebang won't really be missed, despite what Tirion says. He's a ***** anyway. FLESH FROM BONE! INFEEEERNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
