You might be a vampire if...

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You might be a vampire if...

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by LordVampire, Apr 3, 2008.

  1. LordVampire

    LordVampire New Member

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    Common Characteristics
    (may not apply to all real vampires)

    You might be a vampire if...

    * You have a strong desire for and/or Stimulation by blood (sexual, revitalizing or otherwise)
    * You have a nameless craving that can never quite be fulfilled
    * People you get close to tend to become tired, weary and upset a lot around you
    * People tend to find you interesting at first, then begin to avoid you
    * Even when surrounded by others, you always feel alone
    * Sunlight/bright light in general hurts your eyes (but you can go out in it, even so)
    * You tend to be a night person by nature (because you may feel more comfortable and "alive" at this time)
    * You have had a strong interest in vampires(in any aspect of the genre) probably since puberty onwards
    * You have had a strong interest in vampires since a traumatic event occured in your life
    * You don't get sick often, or if you do, the maladies are often strange or severe
    * You are a fast healer
    * Sex tends to leave you feeling revitalized and full of energy
    * You have drank blood before or would like to, if you could
    * You enjoy imbibing sexual fluids because of the vitality they contain
    * Electrical appliances and you don't generally tend to get along well (watches stop often, computers malfunction for no reason, microwaves start up by themselves, etc)
    * You prefer rich fabrics, tastes, scents etc.
    * You are very sensitive to sensory extremes (strong scents, rough textures, sour tastes,etc)
    * You feel totally different on some elemental,intuitive level to most other human beings
    * You feel you don't belong in this century, maybe even this world
    * You believe in reincarnation and maybe even have had past life visions
    * Your dreams are often extremely vivid and sometimes result in cases of deja vu
    * You easily "trance out" or find yourself detached from the world
    * You posess an ability similar to ESP (or are highly intuitive in general)
    * People often find you very empathetic to how they feel
    * People often either trust you completely or think you are very dangerous.
    * Your style of clothing tends to be more on the dramatic side
    * Your relationships tend to be very rocky and emotionally unstable
    * Your relationships tend to be very intense and passionate
    * People tell you that you are too intense/an "enigma"/"dark hole"/add similar phrase here
    * You look younger than you are (when you're beyond twenty years of age) or look older than you are (when you are younger than 20 yrs of age)
    * You can see and/or read auras
    * Animals tend to get along well with you
    * You have good, natural "magickal" abilities (if you do spells, etc, usually they work)
    * You have only one or two friends/lovers who really understand you and whom you get along with
    * When you will things to happen, they usually do
    * You can often easily tell how other people are feeling
    * You feel sick/get rashes/etc in the daytime when the sun is shining
    * (you're a woman) Your period starts late in the day and your cycle is usually timed to the full moon
    * You suffer from allergies
     
  2. Godrey

    Godrey New Member

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    Re: You might be a vampire if...

    i guess i am not a vampire. LAME! it would be fun
     
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    Re: You might be a vampire if...

    In other words... do you have no life?
     
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    Psionicz New Member

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    Lol. I keep telling him hes a HUMAN.





    Watch your language please.
     
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  5. Space Pirate Rojo

    Space Pirate Rojo New Member

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    Re: You might be a vampire if...

    I'm a wolf in real life.
     
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    Where in this topic did he claim to be vampire?
     
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    Hodl pu New Member

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    I have to piss. Do vampires piss? All that blood just CANT be good for your urine.
     
  8. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    great, we found a partner for darkone lolz
     
  9. hillzagold

    hillzagold New Member

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    you might be a vampire if you
    - say you're a vampire
    -say you're not a vampire


    end of story.
     
  10. KuraiKozo

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    You might be a vampire if
    -you never eat food or drink water


    yup =3
     
  11. Meee

    Meee New Member

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    But you might be just another zombie then
     
  12. KuraiKozo

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    Uranus lol =D
    true true.
     
  13. Darktemplar_L

    Darktemplar_L New Member

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    No, I'm not a vampire. I'm a normal human being.
     
  14. Space Pirate Rojo

    Space Pirate Rojo New Member

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    This topic needs more Bram Stoker.
     
  15. Darktemplar_L

    Darktemplar_L New Member

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    I thought his name was Rekots Marb...
     
  16. Space Pirate Rojo

    Space Pirate Rojo New Member

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    Hmmmm.

    Vampirism would be good.
     
  18. ItzaHexGor

    ItzaHexGor Active Member

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    Moved to Space Junk. Conversation was not serious so shouldn't be in the Lounge.
    By the way, nice Family Guy reference Major Willy.