Yo mama so fat jokes, Starcraft style.

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Takaim, Oct 15, 2010.

Yo mama so fat jokes, Starcraft style.

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Takaim, Oct 15, 2010.

  1. Takaim

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    Was bored outa my mind at work this morning and started thinking up some stupid jokes along the lines of "Yo mama..." for Starcraft, made myself lawl.

    Yo mama is so fat... She makes an ultralisk feel like a zergling.
    Yo mama is so ugly... She gives banelings heartburn just from looking at her...?
    Yo mama is so stupid... She makes a Terran marine sound like Einstein.
     
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    Yo mama is so fat, it takes two motherships to recall her!
     
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    ^ Pure win right there. xD

    Yo mama is so fat, it takes three carriers to carry her.
     
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    Yo mama is SO fat, she walls the ramp all on her own!!!
     
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    Yo mama is so fat they had to replace her clothes with the Odin Armor.

    Yo mama is so fat she broke the Nydus Canal.

    Yo mama is so fat she broke the Nydus Network.

    Yo mama is so fat the Hercules couldn't get off the ground.

    Yo mama is so fat that all you hear is addition supply depots required.
     
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    That last one is the first that made me giggle. Lol.
    Yo mama is SO fat, she has a slower move speed than a Command Center!!!
     
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    Yo mama is so fat an ugly when the enemy scouted your base and saw her they thought you teched to Hive already.
     
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    ^ LOL.

    Yo mama is so ugly that when she was walking down the street some Starcraft fans saw her and shouted "OMG THE ZERG ULTRALISKS ARE REAL!!!!"
     
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    Yo mama so fat she doesn't have a speed upgrade
     
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    Lawl ^ Ace, it's supposed to be STarcraft jokes. D: You're makin me cry.

    Yo mama is so ugly she's the actual reason why Overlord puke creep.
     
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    Yo motha so fat, Blizzard made a new category for her -- Maphack. (it takes people with wit to understand >=( )
     
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    Yo mama is SO stupid, she still thinks Reapers are useful!!!
     
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    Your momma is so fat high templars fixed world hunger by casting feedback.
     
  15. Takaim

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    The last two were pure f*cking win. XDDD Lmao.

    Yo mama so fat, Samir Duran got all up on that. (Racist, I know, but I lawled to myself while writing it.)

    Yo mama so ugly, when you used Neural Parasite on her, the infestor had a hydralisk hack it's tubes off afterwards.

    Yo mama so fat, they now considder behemoth type battle cruisers the new Medium sized unit.
     
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    That one's hilarious. :D

    Your mama is so fat that when someone saw her leave her house they said "Carrier has arrived"
     
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    LOL I said out loud "Carrier has arrived." in the voice they say it! XD XD XD!
     
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    Omfg. XD I laughed so hard I woke my pup up. That's pure win right there.
     
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    Yo mama is SO fat, the entire Swarm could dine on her for months!
     
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    Yo mama is so ugly she's the actual reason behind the Xel'naga abandoning the protoss.