What would you do I: melons

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Feb 15, 2011.

What would you do I: melons

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Feb 15, 2011.

  1. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Situations, and how you would plan to react if you were the coming hero of the story






    Situation 1:

    You(r family) recently moved to a large city. One rainy Tuesday morning, on the way to school/work/recreation, you suddenly hear a loud thunderclap. At this time you are in a mostly empty street, with only a single car driving through. Then it starts raining melons. Loud crashes everywhere, you can hear screams in the distance.


    What do you do, main character?
     
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    save the heroine from being crushed under a melon, duh
     
  3. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Search as you try, you can not find stacks of delicious white powder in the street. You think one of the cars might have some in it, but as you approach it, it gets crushed by a giant watermelon.
     
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    Aww shucks.

    Gotta watch out for cracks then
     
  5. EatMeReturns

    EatMeReturns Happy Mapper Moderator

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    Inb4 racist joke.

    Contact weather specialists, get them to devise a plan to have the storm moved permanently to a large area of unused land. Modify the land so that the melon storm can be harvested. Cure world hunger. Buy new, better heroine.
     
  6. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    hrm????
     
  7. EatMeReturns

    EatMeReturns Happy Mapper Moderator

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    Inb4 means "in before." It's like calling something, so that later you can say "I called it!"
     
  8. Fenix

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    I'd make a **** ton of mixed drinks.
     
  9. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    i was referring to the racist part.
     
  10. EatMeReturns

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    Well I'm flabbergasted that you don't see the obvious racist joke.
     
  11. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    I might just be missing something cultural here.
     
  12. Aurora

    Aurora The Defiant

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    [youtube]x2OARvrk1qM[/youtube]

    i google

    i am stunned
     
  13. Fenix

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    Forgot the Kool Aid.
     
  14. EatMeReturns

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    I think you mean purpa-drank.
     
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    How do you make purple drank.

    You take water, purple, and drank, and mix it together
     
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    Inject vodka into a dozen of them and eat them later.
     
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