What Portal 2 has taught me:

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by EatMeReturns, Apr 20, 2011.

What Portal 2 has taught me:

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by EatMeReturns, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. EatMeReturns

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    THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS SPOILERS.

    -I am fat
    -We're in space
    -They want me gone
    -I am a terrible person
    -I am not a moron
    -It's hard to kill me

    Great game. Jussayin'. About to go check if there is a thread in Other Games.
     
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    You are incredibly stubborn.
     
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    You're the pride of [SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE]
     
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    Please let it be the second option. Please?
     
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    Probably the second option, except since it's the CC, it's ecstatic that you escaped as well. It's extremely happy to see you.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Didn't you throw it into a furnace? I distinctly remember something like that. I don't think it's quite over that yet.
     
  7. EatMeReturns

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    This thread is now spoilers.
     
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    But it's a Companion Cube, not a Grudge-holding Cube
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    And you didn't have it for a companion for 30-300 years. Plenty of time to build up a hobby. Like grudge-holding.
     
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    It had that weird doctor as a companion too. Read the comic of portal 2 moar.

    Also, wtb spoiler warning in OP for the rest of the thread. :p
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    That was a different companion cube, as evidenced by the fact that it was drawn on the wall before you ever got yours (it's theorized that it's actually the spirit of that companion cube, and that he had to kill it, like you)
     
  12. EatMeReturns

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    ...There's more than 2 companion cubes. There's kind of a massive factory of them. In the form of a small section of a dynamic ****ing facility.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    the whole spirit thing is more to explain the bonding to it, rather than it's appearance.
     
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    NO! MINE WAS UNIQUE

    /cry
     
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    The above is pure genius.
     
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    OMG! I love that comic strip!
     
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    -I'm still alive
    -manual overrides on a wall is a good idea
    -GLaDOS didn't really see a deer
    -a potato battery has 1.1 volts
    -sticking magnesium in the battery makes it 1.6 volts, but still won't power miracles
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    -don't make lemonade, blowup the lemons on someone else's house
    -I really am adopted, and that's terrible
    -I can survive in space in an air pocket
    -turrets can sing opera
    -I'm not welcome in an underground testing facility