this threads idea is based on the one in the general section only a lot less serious so jus tanswer teh question
You get a super-ultra-hyper zealot that becomes a super unit and kills things with one kill. Then he goes into the Olympics but get disqualified because he ends up killing everyone in the events.
hmm. that raise the question, if he killed everyone at the Olympics how was there anyone left to disqualify him from it? i say that he earned all medals by default.