Unit Quotes

I saw a thread about unit quotes and I thought it was hilarious, so here is another one.

Medic: This is going to hurt because I can't get the anesthetics through your armor.
Marine: I love my rifle. I pet him and rub him every night...
Banshee: How am I supposed to fly in space?
SCV: I wonder when my shift is over cause' I reeaally need to take a dump...
Twilight Archon: And that's why you never see fuzzy Zerglings.

That's all I've got...

 

OMG the SCV is hilarious.

 

i got tears in my eyes of the laughin

BTW cool avatar

war
:thumbup: :thumbup:

 

Very funny!

 

Thanks.

 

None of those even made me smile. I guess some people are easily amused.

 

at least we got pretty affatars ;D

 

SCV: Oh yeah? Well... When I build a Command Center on top of you, we'll see who's laughing.
Zealot: Oh god, it's a Banshee... Khala, smite him!... please...
Dark Templar: And then... When Karl shook the Templar's hand... HE TURNED INTO AN ARCHON!!!
Warp Ray/Colossus: I got you now Reaper... grr... gaw... STOP MOVING!

Hope you like this batch...

 

SCV: funny
Zealot: not so funny
DT: funny
Warp Ray, not so funny

 

Hmmm I liked a few they were really funny!
SCV: Aww my cigarette died out... I can't get another! I'm building something!

 

Nope still not funny. Here's my corny lines

SCV: Get 'er done!
Banshee: If I told you how I fly in space, I'd have to kill you.
Marine: Who touched my gun!
Medic: Open wide and say ahh *ahhhhh...AHHHHHH!*

 

bansheecartmans voice) screw you guys, im bombing home

 

I like capthavic's Medic.

Siege Tank: The Ghost has cloak, the Banshee has flight. I have a cannon-load of whup-ass.
Medic: See you at the strip clu- .... Merc Haven...
Marine: *Sniff* The Zergling broke my iPistol... *sniff*
Probe: [In Robotic Voice] I have a voice! I can say all I want! I wish I had a puppy...
Reaper: The doctor says I should relieve my stress through bubble-wrap. That's when I shot him.
Zealot: What do you mean I can't become a Dragoon just because a building blew up?!?!

I like bubble-wrap. Bubble-wrap is what makes the world go round. Without bubble-wrap, the very fabric of reality would crumble beneath us. All civilization would be doomed. So be nice to bubble-wrap and pop some every so often.

 

lolz! nice quotes

 

Dark Templar one was the only one I really liked.

 

I have one for the Colossus: I´ll show you that size matters if you say anything about reavers.

 

Medic: Turn your head and cough.
Medic: hold still and stop screaming
Medic: Calm down and I'll give you another injection
Medic: Oh, it wasn't supposed to do that. No! Oh no! DEAR GOD NO!!!!!!

Dark Templar: Boo!

Siege Cannon: Unleash hell, boys!

Marines: I think I need some "me" time.

Reaper: "Pure screaming gibberish"

 

Ghost: YEEHAWWW!!! (as he paints a nuke target)
Viking: There is no flamethrower weapon.
Reaver: Bleep Bop Boop.
Mothership: Where did the Black Hole button go?? What is this Cloak button doing here?? JEEVES! I WANT MY BLACK HOLE BUTTON BACK!
BattleCruiser: I like cupcakes.
Zeratul: Don't you love how mysterious I am?? Yeah, it's pretty cool, huh?
High Templar: Archon me up, baby!
Zergling: The time-lines, they are merging! Ya!
Banshee: Look at my space-fans! They blow nothing!
Marine: Uncle Mengsk wants YOU!
Dropship: ...And your seat cushions can be used as a...barf bag?? Wait a minute...!
Medic: Commander, permission to blind the enemy with my pink armor!
Zealot: And while you're at it, warp me in a chicken sandwich.
Dark Templar: My friends call me sunny!
Dropship: ...And you will find a toilet in the back of the spacecraft, which is fully equiped with an...eject button?? WHAT??!!
Stalker: I was born this way...
Overlord: He's got, hiiiiiigh hopes, he's got, hiiiiiiiiiiigh hopes, he's got, high apple pie-in-the-skyyyyy hopes!
Reaper: (in ralph voice) I'm a Reaver with a 'P'!
Dark Templar: What if the hoakey-pokey is what it's all about??
Dropship: ...and your in-flight entertainment for tonight will be...Golfing Through The Ages??!!! WHAT KIND OF SHIP AM I RUNNING!!
Drop Pod: Please keep your hands and lungs inside of the drop pod at all time.
Dropship: Does anyone remember plotting a course into the supernova?? Oh well, here goes.

 

"Drop Pod: Please keep your hands and lungs inside of the drop pod at all time."

Awesome. I laughed quite a bit.

 

ZERG :
Ultralisk : I think I got someone between my teeth
Zergling : Why do they give me wings IF I CAN'T FLY ?!!
Hydralisk : I still wonder how the heck i am able to destroy Battlecruisers and Carriers by shooting spines.
Infested Terran : An infested Terran is a happy Terran
Zergling : I've been payed 750 $ to be filmed doing some strange bdsm with a Terran chick.
Infested Terran : I like bdsm
Mutalisk : Did you ever wonder how the hell an egg is able to fly without wings ?
Guardian : Did you ever wonder how the hell I AM supposed to fly without wings ?
Infested Terran : Sacrifice me
Defiler : I like to create diseases
Ultralisk : I was so much drunk last night i try to coppulate with a zergling
Defiler : My best success, the avian flu
Infested Terran : Hurt me
Hydralisk : Don't you ever say i look like Alien. Alien is a noob
Infested Terran : Whip me
Ultralisk : To defend himself this scumbag evolved to this banneling thing, and explodes all over me.
Hydralisk : Is Alien able to take the hell out of a cuirassed siege tank ?
Ultralisk : I wont ever be able to coppulate anymore.
Hydralisk : Is Alien able to burrow ?
Defiler : Anthrax ? that was me too
Larva : SCV good to go sir
Infested Terran : Hit me