This is one hilarious 'review' of the first part WARNING: The linked page contains foul language of a sexual nature, swearing, references to drug use, underage gambling, animal fights, child abuse (both physical and emotional) and other forms of offensive behavior. I hope this gets updated!
Just pick a random sentence in the whole text, it's freaking hilarious! "Sitting on the other side of the room is the evil television that so effectively controls my unnamed mother's mind. According to my 10 year-old girl, it's presently displaying an image of a girl with pigtails walking down a brick road, which may or may not be yellow in color. She doesn't immediately recognize it as The Wizard Of Oz, which could be either because of copyright issues or because this is the insane Pokemon world's version of Die Hard."
I always choose the turtle. And I normally pick a boy character because all the girls have retarded gravity defying hair most of the time xD
