Tinky Kinky!

Title Speaks for itself

 

Heres another :]


;p;

 

Lol u make it look like this isnt the norm.

I got no shame, i sex 2can

 

Just making it more public <3 lol

 

Wow Tink.. I never woulda - wait... yeah i would.

 

Kekekeke lol

 

Sorry Tink i've been so stressed over these exams and **** i think it can out in my personality u know? Like we use to chatcraft fo hours and chill mad convos i was saying crazy **** man it was iiiight but then i got shady stressed so i kinda was grumpy or somet **** lately? like i havnt been talking to u much lately u know?

 

New thread this is mine bish! EVAN IS MINE, u didnt even kno his name gtfo! jk lol

 

Nster... ill say it again, you've gotten all bad ass.

Like its all about the game now, before you were so chill.. now its like "noobs im not impressed, if ur not 1v1 Gtfo"
It dont bother me much, its just an obvious change. dude and let me tell you wat happened with "macro" our boy italian... this kid is like 10 years old.. i lost all respect.. ask me about it

 

Haha I love the sig tink btw nster idk if your joking w. ur 'roland' attitude cuz i do it sometimes too but not seriously and yeah the kid quit ill get the quote there watch, cuz he though Sneez[E]Boy was hacking and we disagreed here quite he said rofl
02:23:02 AM | «Macromus[E]» **** this ****.. I dont have time for newbie hackers that cuss people out in the middle of the game for beating them.. I ****ing resign from The Empire.
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i SAY GOOD RIDDING because he bacame a bm little 12 yr. old, before he was doing learning low and stuff, but yeah it was getting out of hand

 

sniff sniff SO ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GET BAN AND CARLOS GOES AND CHEATS ON ME HOW DARE U I SHOULD GET SICK MORE OFFTEN AND CHECK THE SITE SEE WHO ELSE IS CHEATING ON ME!!!!!!!! IS THAT WHY U LEFT ME AT EUROPE YESTERDAY CARLOS WERE U GOING TO UR UR UR UR UR NEWWWWWWW LOVER!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

wat?

 

d0nk3yb0mb: Sup
TiNK: *points a gun at d0nk3yb0mb*
d0nk3yb0mb: Whoah. Kinky.
TiNK: TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!
d0nk3yb0mb: No... e-flamer...
TiNK: *Shoots d0nk3yb0mb in the knee cap*
d0nk3yb0mb: WTF!?!!?
TiNK: Pants.. Off.. NOW!
d0nk3yb0mb: Okay Okay Okay...
TiNK: :]
d0nk3yb0mb: *Takes off pants exposing his huge metalic robotic joy stick*
TiNK: You robot?
d0nk3yb0mb: Born and raised.
TiNK: I will go down on you like an asian boy on a monkey.

End.***

***This entry was purely fictional and only happened in TiNK's mind.​

 

Haha GG lol

 

(what was cut out)
d0nk3yb0mb: Ok that was extreme.. almost convincing
TiNK: No homo lol
d0nk3yb0mb: o in that case.. is it ok to tell you i have a raging boner?
TiNK: dude wtf? i dont need to here that ****
d0nk3yb0mb: i thought you said no homo...
TiNK: Ya so stop being homo
d0nk3yb0mb: i guess you dont want to here how my mom brought me home arbies earlier.. and i opened the ketchup packets on my nuts.. had the dog lick it clean
TiNK: .... anyways

*Real End*

 

[What was cut out of the (What was cut out)]

TiNK: you gay
d0nk3yb0mb: Rofl I love men in the asshole
TiNK: Right... So can we switch back?
d0nk3yb0mb: Why I am having fun being a raging homo
TiNK: I am not having fun being a stuck up asshat
d0nk3yb0mb: Fine
.:: TiNK logged off of battle.net ::.
.:: d0nk3yb0mb logged off of battle.net ::.
.:: TiNK logged onto battle.net ::.
.:: d0nkeyb0mb logged onto battle.net ::.
d0nk3yb0mb: It is good to be back and not ****ing playing TiNK
TiNK: Yeah now I guess I will have to stop being gay. Lest not to soil my name.
2Can: ?!?!
d0nk3yb0mb: 2Can you been there the whole time?
2Can: Umm... Which answer will not get me shot?
TiNK shoots 2Can

THE END FOR REAL NO TAG BACKS YOUR IT I QUIT

 

{What was cut out of [What was cut out of (What was cut out)]}

2Can: *Ping bombs TiNK*
TiNK: g33k
2Can: Dont take my words bish
d0nk3yb0mb: You guys watch jackass the movie before?
2Can: Yeah y?
TiNK: word
d0nk3yb0mb: you know how party boy drinks the hoarse seaman?
d0nk3yb0mb: well, my friends dared me to drink dog seaman... and i did it
TiNK: Stop playing red rocket with household pets you beastialisist

THE END NO TAG BACKS DOUBLE STAMP! YOUR IT

 

Ahem.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seaman_(Newfoundland_dog)

According to TiNKERTON's raging gay posts I drank Dog Seaman. In a search for what Dog Seaman was, I found this article on wikipedia, as noted above. So apparently I drank this dog? Seeing as how it has been dead for 200 years or so, the most logical thing would have been to have blended up the statue and drunken it.

So there TiNK. Your logic is false = you gay.

uber flamed

The end.


BTW it is horse and semen... learn j00 grammarz s0n.
Thread locked (unofficially)

I quit.

Any further rebuttals from senor tinkerbell will not be read by me because I quit.

 

LOL IM GAY YET YOU ARE WIKI'ing DOG SEAMAN LOL!!!!! Your Link Links NOTHING... so what is your point?? That you didnt drink dog seaman?? when you clearly did... This is called GUILTY DEMEANOR! LOOK IT UP LOL

 

OK GEEKS. none of this happened now go /slit lol