The sentence game!

Pretty basic game. I write a sentence, the next person writes the next sentence and we make ourselves a nice long story. People can write up to 3 sentences at a time, no more than that, you must wait till someone else posts their's.

Once upon a time, in a land known as Hairynadsickle, a boy set out on an adventure of a life time.

 

This boy was none other than Takaim, whose upper body is obviously exagerrated in his profile pic, for we know that this boy was indeed not Hercules, DAMMIT TAKAIM I DONT LIKE UR PROFILE PIC ITS OOGLAT

 

(It's Guile from Street Fighter. D: My nick name in Highschool.)

Atleast...that is what we are being lead to believe thus far. Perhaps he truly was a modern day hercules in the making? A son of the Gods Portraitious and Streefighteria? (Sounds like an STD. xD)

3 year old picture of me. think it was back when I was 17, too lazy to take another one, then email it to myself, then save it and post it .

 

Nevertheless, this land...Hairynadsickle...had beautiful women. Some say they were Goddess who came down to this land to mate.

 

While others said they were simply hookers from the land over yonder. Oddly enough most of those people are those unfortunate enough to be blessed with the ugly and never given a second look...ironic how that works out.

 

The boys name was chew mai woddy. He's been walking in a desert for over two days, where he finally found an oasis.

 

The oasis was full of sea badgers.

 

He attempted to fight with the male sea badgers to claim absolute rights to mate with the local female population.

 

okay what the hell is up with you guys.


For one of the sea badgers was his hexed girlfriend, who had been cursed by the shadow god Tohkas the oblitorator.

 

And once Takaim/Chew Mai Woddy found out he was into gay bestiality he kissed that said bever and broke the curse. After hearing her complain about the curse however he remembered why he had paid the shadow god Tohkas the oblitorator to cast the curse on her in the first place. With a swift slash, he slit her throat and walked away happy as a pig in mud along with a full canteene on his way to the next adventure.

(Finally. xD Was waiting for you to join. lol)

 

before he walked away, he asked the dead person to "chew mai woddy".........then he continued his journey in the desert.

 

TAKAIM LOVES IJFFDRIE!!! AWWWWW!

The sea badgers followed our hero in a fashion not unlike a swarm of ninjas following an unwary fox.

 

-_- Eat me.

Takaim continued his journy through the desert feeling as though he was being followed but never actually seeing anything other than sand. Suddenly, a massive worm exploded from the sand roaring in anger at Takai for walking on his land!

 

He took out his whip and asked the big worm "wanna chew mai woody?"

 

And then the sand worm puked up bile and rocks at Takai, accidently hitting him on the head and knocking him out. When he woke up he would have forgotten his..."Catch Phrase."

 

Takai woke up several hours later dazed. But he was next to four beautiful women...all naked.

 

Turns out they were the local priests of the goddess of self-control. Takaim had taken their test to not do anything with them and had succeeded completely. Takaim received a small ivory pendant as a sign that he passed the test and went on his merry way again.

 

As Takai left the village he stopped and sighed with a depressing look on his face as his shoulder dropped, "Did I really just not make a pass at all of those beautiful women?" An group of old men saw him and snickered to themselves, laughing about how stupid the boy was for passing up such sl*tty priestess. With another long and drawn out sigh he continued on his journy.

 

The sea badgers fell behind after enjoying a long night with the priestesses, but quickly caught up to our hero, skillfully avoiding notice from the old men just because.

 

The previous night, they had enjoyed a lengthy conversation with the priestesses concerning philosophy and had learned how bad their previous hedonistic lifestyle had been.