the end days have come...

My beloved crew of the grand junk. I have an announcement to make. an announcement that I hoped would never be required but it seems that this universe is a lot more cruel than I thought. Due to out current success, the marketing department has decide to make the ship and its stories more accessible to children.

The plan is to hire several new crewmen. I am so sorry for this, but this is beyond my authority.


The new crewmen are

Spoiler

 

Unfortunately, one crew member will not be joining us.

Spoiler

 

I cried.

 

xDDDDDD Captain Planet FTW

 

well im going to seal myself in my lab, if they even venture near it, the combat drones will activate.

 

That's nine to go

 

*knocks the captain planet girls out and takes off deep in to the unexplored bowels of the ship, dragging them along, whistling*

 

Soz, already told JJ to go on a suicide mission to a Lenga controlled system.
I think he's being assimilated as we speak.

 

Hmm...keep Jar-Jar alive for torture, or kill him so we don't have to hear him speak. Tough call.

 

Or, study his tongue for biological advancements that allows him such speech.

 

*Looks around slowly for a long moment and then shrugs carelessly.* Eh, what the hell. * Follows EMR.*

 

Takaim, you're going to need a pair of pliers, a glass vial (any size will do), and make sure you are NOT contaminated by *shifts eyes* THEM.

 

great, are the damn giant ants loose as well. Who the hell is in charge of security on this ship?

 

Eon is.

 

Well... -Pulls out a a pair of needle nose pliers and adjustable pliers along with two different glass vials.- Good enough? o.o

 

Indeed. The ceremony may begin. *heads deep in to the recesses of the ruined storage facilities*

 

1."I have an announcement to make. an announcement that I hoped would never be required but it seems that this universe is a lot more cruel than I thought."
2. translationparty
3. ???
4. "It does not require more space than you, I thought cruel than expected"

 

I LOVE translation party. Thank you for reminding me of this.

 

klingon neelix laughs with translation party