The action thread.

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The action thread.

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Jan 24, 2011.

  1. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Because emo is for pansies.




    Three in the morning, an undisclosed location

    FORUMIIIIIIIIIIIIITES!

    *explosion in background*

    ARE YOU READY FOR ACTION?!?

    The plan is simple. The enemy has a fortress. We attack the fortress. The fortress has walls? We use bazooka's! The enemy has ninja's? We use automatic machine-guns. The enemy has cannons? BRING IN DA TANKS!

    *explosion in the background*
    *electric guitar in the background*

    /ijffdrie charges into a fortress, gunz ablazing.

    TASTE DA FLAMES OF DEFEAT!


    JOIN ME, MEN, AND LEAVE DAT ***** EMO THREAD BEHIND!





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    -Eatmereturns: "I flick my machete back and forth"
    -Fenix: "FEEL DA PAIN!"
    -Arnold Schwarzenegger: "FEEL DA PAIN!"
     
    ijffdrie, Jan 24, 2011
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  2. Fenix

    Fenix Moderator

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    oN THIS SUNDAY, SUNDAY



    SUNDAAAAAAAAY



    AT THE ENERGY SOLUTIONS AREEEEENAAAAAAA
     
    Fenix, Jan 24, 2011
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  3. 1n5an1ty

    1n5an1ty Member

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    Sodomites? WHAT?!
     
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  4. Stirlitz

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    We're gonna be uncomfortably energetic!
     
    Stirlitz, Jan 24, 2011
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  5. EatMeReturns

    EatMeReturns Happy Mapper Moderator

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    ...I flick my machete back and forth!!!
     
    EatMeReturns, Jan 24, 2011
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  6. Stirlitz

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    I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    Then I cast level 4 firewall on the walls. The soldiers on the ramparts are ablaze.

    I then cheer at my awesomeness in a seriously energetic way!
     
    Stirlitz, Jan 24, 2011
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  7. 1n5an1ty

    1n5an1ty Member

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    I fire a devastatingly concentrated nuclear explosion at the remains.
     
    1n5an1ty, Jan 24, 2011
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  8. Fenix

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    Is not that concentrated if you're firing it at a general area...
     
    Fenix, Jan 24, 2011
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  9. Stirlitz

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    I teleport out since that moron is gonna blast us to smithereens in his nuclear frenzy!
    So long, suckers, and thank you for the fish! :p
     
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    Im guessing that a small building is much smaller than a city.

    Pretty damn concentrated
     
    1n5an1ty, Jan 24, 2011
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  11. EatMeReturns

    EatMeReturns Happy Mapper Moderator

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    ...back and forth...
     
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    Kaaraa Space Junkie

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    [​IMG]

    /thread
     
    Kaaraa, Jan 24, 2011
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  13. EatMeReturns

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    *swings machete back and forth lazily, walking through the melee*
     
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    [​IMG]
    /thread
     
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  15. EatMeReturns

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    I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
     
    EatMeReturns, Jan 25, 2011
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    kuvasz Corrections Officer

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    I used to have several Actionmen. Doctor X and Professor Gangrene (the rightmost one) I can clearly remember but the other names are escaping me. Good times.
     
    kuvasz, Jan 25, 2011
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  17. Stirlitz

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    I teleport back in the nuked scene and cast Protection from Missiles on myself. I start charging on the wall screaming what seems to be like a battlecry but sounds too silly to qualify for one. I'm 1 meter away from the wall and still haven't slowed down.

    I blink to the opposite side of the fortress and keep running as far as my flimsy wizard legs can take me, the silly sounds of the wannabe wizard battlecry fading away in the distance. The archers don't even bother shooting more arrows at me since they're now scratching their heads watching me run.
     
    Stirlitz, Jan 25, 2011
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  18. Meee

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    I trip Stirlitz
     
    Meee, Jan 25, 2011
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  19. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    *ijffdrie hands the archers machineguns*
    *ijffdrie pick up the Battlelizer 9000 ultra-G-pro*
    *ijffdrie fires a swarm of machetes at stirlitz as the archers give supporting obliteration*
     
    ijffdrie, Jan 25, 2011
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  20. Stirlitz

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    *Stirlitz blinks behind ijffdrie and ducks for cover*
     
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