This is in space junk, solely because I want to make jokes about one of the candidates: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathon_Sharkey . I know that's not very nice of me.
"He has run both as a Republican and on the ticket of his own Vampires, Witches, and Pagans Party." This is the best part.
seriously, vampiric wrestler for president! It would be hilarious. Shame Sarah Palin isn't in there. She'd be absolutely hilarious any time she was interviewed or refused to use cue cards for speeches. Not in a good way, but still rather funny.
Okay, hilarious to foreigners. Who are in countries she considers either cute or allies (or more likely never heard about). And are not easily offended.
