starcraft facts, chuck norris style

i thought i already created this thread, but i can not find it anywhere so ill post it again

you know chuck norris facts, like chuck norris has a third fist under his beard?

we are gonna do that for SC characters(although i cant think of any right now?)

 

the lair doesn't sleep.... it...... yea, really, it doesn't sleep

 

May be

 

Zealots can run so fast they can punch themselves in the back of the head.

 

the real reason why dragoon are a dying race is becuase zealots cant be harmed

 

Every night the Boogeyman checks his closet for Jim Raynor.

 

and jim raynor checks his closet everyday for kerrigan(while waering a tigreslip)

 

Btw, taking Kerrigan's assimilation into the swarm, would that qualify as beastiality?

 

only partially

 

When General Duke goes to donate blood, he asks for a gun and a bucket.

 

Only Mengsk can divide by zero.

Mengsk differs from Superman only one thing - he doesn't wear pants on trousers.

Mengsk counted to infinity. Twice.

There is no theory of evolution.There are beings, which Mengsk let exist.

 

Welcome to the forum Tetra Cerata. Your avatar made my day.

Arcturus Mengsk got laid before his father.

If you have five minerals, and Jim Raynor has five minerals, Jim Raynor has more minerals than you.

Kerrigan can kill two stones with one bird.

Zeratul can slam a revolving door.

 

A Zergling doesn't get wet, the water gets zergling.

 

In soviet SC2 zerglings perform player rushes

Mutalisks can't fly, they stay in the air because the ground runs away so fast

 

Dropships don't move, the earth moves around the dropship.