Spoilers

Because I have nothing else to do I have decided to make a thread out of spoilers.

Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the thread more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that The kids in Narnia died in a train wreck in the first book, and Narnia is actually Heaven, which is destroyed in the last book, Sam dies in "My Brother Sam is Dead", Lord Asriel and Mrs. Coulter defeat the archangel together so that Lyra and Will can save the world, the Alliance accidentally created the Reavers, the tyrannosaur attacks the raptors, letting Grant and the others get away, Camerlengo Ventresca is really Janus, and is completely insane, your rival has already beaten the Elite Four, our World is behind the Gate, Fayed detonates a nuke, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!

Spoilers so far:
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- luke is darth Vader's father
- Church is the Alpha
- Zechs is Relena's brother

 

Snape kills Dumbledore

 

...

 

- Spike Spiegel dies
- Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are brothers,

 

Luke and Leia are brothers and sisters!!!

 

- there is no spoon
- he sees dead people
- the ring is destroyed
- the cake is a lie
- the guy is a half-breed and joins the deep ones
- the princess is in another castle
- it was all just a dream

 

L and Light die on Death Note, but Light dies at the end by Near.

 

Mr. T pities the fools

 

Hey, I was gonna say that you fool hahah

Please stop reading as of this moment, otherwise you will find out to your dismay that Tyler Durden is actually Ed Norton all along and Kreia is a Sith Lord and you get to fight your own father inside Sin, and Zanarkand is just a dream, and Divinegon will revive Ortega if you wish to do so.

And Tassadar dies (?)

 

He's had enough of those mother****ing snakes on that mother****ing plane.

 

Diablo dies.

Twice.

 

- Adam and Eve gets kicked out
- Veronica doesn't die
- the thing on the painting was real
- the world ends
- he stops the bomb at 0:07
- they kill all the mutant spiders
- they freeze the blob and ships it to Antarctica
- the aliens were from Earth

 

Lothar dies.
Llane dies.
Orgrim dies.
Grom dies.
Kargath dies.
Dentarg dies.
Cho'gall dies.
Gul'dan dies.
Mal'ganis dies.
Cenarius dies.
Medivh dies.
Taretha dies.
Blackmoore dies.
Muradin "dies" but is revealed to only have been knocked unconscious.
Blackhand dies.
Rend dies.
Durotan dies.
Kael'thas dies.
Vashj dies.

More later if I miss any and remember.

 

Jesus dies

 

Spoiler: Allies win World War 2.

 

Cthulhu wins.

there i just saved you reading the whole damn necronomicon.

 

Ash cuts off his own hand.

 

Geass Lol

Yoshida dies.
Asahina dies.
Senba dies.
Urabe dies.
Kirihara dies.
Kagesaki dies.
Diethard dies.
Charles dies.
Waldstein dies.
Dorothea dies.
Bradley dies.
Monica dies.
Bartley dies.
Darlton dies.
The Glaston Knights die.
Kanon dies.
Kewell dies.
Marika dies.
Alicia dies.
Ling Xingke dies.
The Eunuchs dies.
Prince Clovis dies.
Mao dies.
Euphemia dies.
Shirley Fennette dies.
V.V. dies.
Rolo dies.
Marianne dies.
Lelouch dies.

 

Banned gets banned.

It'll happen sooner or later.

 

he chooses pikachu.