Spam Land

Unless I'm a silvery haired, forceful Lesbian, no, I do not want an SA Character.

 

aww. meee, i like your dragon, he's really nice :3

 

add blue glowing eyes

 

Oh, yeah... I sorta opened the cage to pet it and it flew away. Sorry.

 

dont worry i already caugth it again

 

Six hundred and sixty six...

The number of the beast.

 

actually that was a translation error, the real number is 616

 

Iron Maiden u guise.

 

*Dies*

 

Irooooooooooooon Maiiiiiiiiiiiiideeeeeeeeeeeen.

 

*Reincarnates*

 

Hurhur. My band on Rock Band is called Copper Wench.

 

*dies*

 

W... T... F...?

jiffy's activity is below 100%!!!

 

I has it.

 

i didnt have 100% for like 2 weeks now

 

Hazmat?

 

Activity award.

Mein.

 

Another prevalent species, A. mediocres (common name "middle-class American" or just "middle American"), mainly inhabits the suburbs, although it can be spotted migrating to warmer parts of the planet (or just to see relatives) during the weekends and holidays. A. mediocres, like its cousin A. fatassus, does eat fast food, but it primarily eats loans, mortgages, and useless consumer products. Unlike the richer variations of American, the middle-class American does not store money for the economic wintertime, preferring to eat its money now rather than later. As a result of such poor financial management, middle Americans are the first to start whining whenever the economic wintertime begins or interest rates go up.

The middle-class American is also the most docile American, and is easily herded in any particular direction. It is this habit of the middle-class that causes some to believe that A. mediocres evolved from lemmings, a theory supported by cases of politicians driving it en masse over cliffs. However, this theory was disproven when genetic tests tied them to a type of cow. Even aside from the genetic evidence, it is debatable whether the middle American "evolved" from lemmings, as it is clearly a de-evolution and is actually dumber than a lemming. (Ever tried to herd a lemming? You can't.)

 

In the beginning, there was this image macro of the spy from Team Fortress 2.

Anonymous saw it, and knew that it was lulz. But like Paradise without jailbait Eve, there was something missing. So Anonymous (RENRGY)(don't wanna be all "MADE I MEMEMEME") /b/-gat the MSPaints.

Anonymous saw it, luld some more, but it was still not epic. So he added some Tom Green, but that only plateaued it. Then Anonymous thought "hey, how about I make an official holiday for it?" And, like Christmas, it was a huge success. Except the holiday existed before the original. And lo, thus Anonymous realized he had divided by zero, and the universe began. ​