Spam Land

But you can't afford getting Kurai some snacks.

The slurpies.

Duuuuuuuude.

Also, this should be Gasmask and Willy go to White Castle 7 Eleven.

 

You can always afford slurpies dude.

But it already is, bro! I have hidden cameras everywhere in the car!

 

Slurpies can be anywhere from like, a buck to two bucks.

Dude.

*Checks around the car for change*

 

I hid a camera inside the bone pipe of one of your legs by the way! That way we can walk around in 7 eleven casually pointing around the blood-gushing limb, getting us some footage, without people noticing!

 

Dude.

Gnarly.

Rock on.

 

*Busts an air guitar solo that lasts until Major Willy tells him to "stop dude."*

 

Excellent.

*Quick little shred*

 

Now you take the wheel, I gotta get some sleep.
*Instantly falls asleep in the drivers seat, forcing Willy to drive the car in a shoulder-dislocating position, not to mention that gmg's heavy boot-clad feet and gravity is in control of the gas pedal*

 

Dude.

I'd take off his mask to see if he's faking.

But...

Dude.

 

You wouldn't take of my mask to reveal my true identity?

I mean... er... "snoooore..."

 

Batman, eh?

Dude.

*Swerves and narrowly misses an old lady*

 

Dude, you missed her! With that kind of mentality, I would have never plowed you in half, and we wouldn't be here on this epic trip right now!

 

Well if you're so awake and into it, you drive.

Dude.

You were asleep.

 

Your swerving woke me up! No fair!

 

I'll bleed on you.

Dude.

I swear I will.

 

If there's as much as ONE drop of blood on the seat!...

*Notices that Major Willy's half of the car is completely red*

Dude...

*Notices that his own half is completely red too*

DUDE.

 

I'm freakin' out dude.

 

mate

 

DUDE!

AN AUSTRALIAN!

*Grabs the wheel and swerves to hit AcE*

 

g'day ma-
*gets hit by willy's wheel*

you..are teh so slackness....

*faints.*