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Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Apr 5, 2008.

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What's the maximum number of votes?

  1. Max

    72 vote(s)
    72.0%

  2. Min

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Spam Land

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Apr 5, 2008.

  1. LanceLeader

    LanceLeader New Member

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    LanceLeader, Aug 20, 2008
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  2. karlo

    karlo New Member

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    lol the first page of this topic IS FREAKING FUNNY WOOT!!!
    ok people first one to get this question wins...
    eisntein is the smartest of your class mates,but he dosent get perfect.why?
    through pm's...
     
    karlo, Aug 22, 2008
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  3. Space Pirate Rojo

    Space Pirate Rojo New Member

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    Canada, eh?
    The answer is- *Gets hit by a car*
     
    Space Pirate Rojo, Aug 22, 2008
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  4. Gasmaskguy

    Gasmaskguy New Member

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    Oh F***! There's blood all over my windshield!
     
    Gasmaskguy, Aug 22, 2008
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  5. MarineCorp

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    hmmm must be from a infestor but with its spewing liquid disguised as a blood than can melt people and turn them into cookies etc
     
    MarineCorp, Aug 22, 2008
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  6. Space Pirate Rojo

    Space Pirate Rojo New Member

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    Canada, eh?
    *Is only the top half of himself now*

    GAS. DRIVE ME TO A 7 ELEVEN.

    I want a slurpee.
     
    Space Pirate Rojo, Aug 22, 2008
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  7. Gasmaskguy

    Gasmaskguy New Member

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    LET'S GO. *abruptly shatters the windshield with a big flash light that in collaboration with gravity makes what's left of Willy fall comfortably down on the gear handle*

    Just don't bleed in my slurpee or anything like that.
     
    Gasmaskguy, Aug 22, 2008
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  8. Space Pirate Rojo

    Space Pirate Rojo New Member

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    I make no promises.

    *Scoops some intestines under the seat*
     
    Space Pirate Rojo, Aug 22, 2008
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  9. Gasmaskguy

    Gasmaskguy New Member

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    *Starts driving*

    After 15 minutes of driving there is an awkward silence in the air.


    Errr, So... how are your legs working out?

    More awkward silence.
     
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    Gasmaskguy, Aug 22, 2008
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  10. Space Pirate Rojo

    Space Pirate Rojo New Member

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    AR HAR HAR.

    Funny.

    *Sticks head out the window and looks back*

    Not well. Can't even see 'em.
     
    Space Pirate Rojo, Aug 22, 2008
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  11. Gasmaskguy

    Gasmaskguy New Member

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    Yeah, that might be because we have been driving for like 20 minutes. Do you think I drive in circles or something? Do you think I drive in 0.2 mph? Why did you even look out the window, huh? It's like you're mocking me. Next time you look out the window I am f***ing tipping you out man.

    ...I am sorry for snapping at you like that. It's just... It's me. I haven't had something to eat for hours.
    *opens glovebox and pick out one of Willy's stored legs and starts eating it*
     
    Gasmaskguy, Aug 22, 2008
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  12. Space Pirate Rojo

    Space Pirate Rojo New Member

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    ...Hey you kept one of my legs.

    *Pulls it out of Gas' mouth*

    We can measure the size and whatnot, then get a cybernetic copy of it.

    ...Then get them to make me the other one.
     
    Space Pirate Rojo, Aug 22, 2008
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  13. overmind

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    ...
     
    overmind, Aug 23, 2008
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  14. KuraiKozo

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    *sits in the backseat*
    turn left mask! left!!
    goodness i don't even know why i cam with you two >.>
     
    KuraiKozo, Aug 23, 2008
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  15. Gasmaskguy

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    *Reaches into glovebox for Willy's second leg*
    *Pulls out all five toenails with a dentist tool*

    Homemade snacks, Kurai?
     
    Gasmaskguy, Aug 23, 2008
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  16. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    im back and i made you ppl some awesme pics
     
    ijffdrie, Aug 23, 2008
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  17. Space Pirate Rojo

    Space Pirate Rojo New Member

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    *Looks in backseat*

    Why is Kurai here?

    And why are you offering her parts of my body to eat?
     
    Space Pirate Rojo, Aug 23, 2008
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  18. Gasmaskguy

    Gasmaskguy New Member

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    I didn't know she was there either, not until she revealed herself.

    Because I can't afford buying her stuff to eat.
     
    Gasmaskguy, Aug 23, 2008
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  19. Space Pirate Rojo

    Space Pirate Rojo New Member

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    But... I thought we were getting slurpies.

    ...

    Dude.
     
    Space Pirate Rojo, Aug 23, 2008
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  20. Gasmaskguy

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    But we are getting slurpies, we're just not there yet. Can't be much longer now, though.

    *Continues to do wroom-noises and spinning the steering wheel back and forth as if he was actually driving somewhere*
     
    Gasmaskguy, Aug 23, 2008
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