[SC2F] BlizzCon Tickets Contest!

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Want to win some BlizzCon tickets? Here's what you have to do:

In this thread, post once with your best single StarCraft joke.

Limit of 50 words.

Do not post more than once. You will be disqualified.

Do not edit your post. You will be disqualified.

Submit your joke by June 11th, 2009.

Hilarity can get you to BlizzCon!

Prizes:

The top joke (voted on by StarCraft2Forum.org Hyperion) will receive (2) BlizzCon Tickets and (2) StarCraft2Forum.org T-shirts.

The runner-up will receive (1) BlizzCon Ticket and (1) StarCraft2Forum.org T-shirt.

Good luck!

Have questions? Visit this thread.

 

Seradin: So why did the zealot cross the road?

Joneagle: Idk why??

Seradin: To get some fresh aiur!

Buda buda chaa

Beat that!

 

I think I heard one like this before, but I cant find it so its mine now

Viking: Goliath Offline!

 

You know You Play Too Much StarCraft

This are not originally my jokes, most of them at least, but it's still pretty funny...

You know you play too much StarCraft when...

· You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
· You change religions. You are now part of the Khalai.
· You name your son Fenix.
· You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case.
You know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier.
· You can beat every Terran campaign mission with 4 marines and an SCV.
· You went as a Zealot for Halloween.
· You try to Optical Flare your dog.
· You think babies come from Gateways.
-There is a supply depot on your driveway
-Missile turrets are a crucial part to any home security system. Bunkers too. Hell, a few Siege Tanks here and there wouldn't hurt.
-You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny.
-Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers."
-You are in a Starcraft Anonymous focus group
-Zealot- 100 minerals, Marine- 50 minerals, Getting slaughtered by 1000 zerglings- Priceless
-You write on your will that you wish to be implanted into a Dragoon exoskeleton when you die
-Everyday is a good day to die

 

Here's a joke!

Dustin Bowder: Hey chris, shall we announce the game 4 years before its completetion?

Chris sigaty: yes.

 

Disqualified. Not SC related.

 

So I says to her I says, "Nah baby, it's just my siege tank!" , "And it's going into siege mode."

^.6

 

Why a dark archon can mind control everything in a dropship with one cast?

Marine A: Our pilot betrayed us!
Marine B: Then let's betray too.
Marine A: Why?!!
Marine B: Can you drive a dropship?
Marine A: No...
Marine B: Well then.

 

[BANELING]: "Knock-knock."

[MARINES]: "Who's there?"

[BANELING]: "An interrupting Baneling."

[MARINES]: "An interru-"

[BANELING]: **BOOM**

 

Yo momma's so fat when she sits down she makes a siege tank sound.

 

Two marines got their ones in a lifetime vacations (every two months, but thats longer than their service time)

So they deside going golfing to the Char Moons

-One only takes his clubs and lets the combat suit make the long shots.

-Suddenly he sees his partner take a GIANT backpack with an extra compat suit on it !!!

-So he askes "why are u taking an extra combat suit !?"

-"Because I might make a hole in one"

 

yo mama so fat even arbitors cant cloke her

 

OB1:test123,test123
OB2:bibibibiboom

 

Yo momma's so fat, a mutalisk hits her all three times.

 

Professor of Protoss sociology: Protoss society must be a matriarchal society, because there is no fathership in their air force.

 

Marine： Who's your daddy! Whooooo's----your----daddyyyy!!!! ah! ahahhhhhh~~~~!!! (dead)

Zergling: We have no daddy but mummy!!

 

Why aren't Medics in Starcraft 2?

They got restraining orders against the Stalkers.

 

Starcraft Joke

What do you call a hydralisk who spends all his time on facebook?
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A lurker. lol.

 

-May I put my firebat in your bunker?

-Thinking about you makes me warp a pylon.

-Lets go back to my hatchery and see what evolves .

-Want me to spawn some broodlings, queen?

-They call me the Shield Battery because I recharge in an instant.

-I don't like to rush

 

Where does the Protoss get their christmas lighting?
The Psiware store