rush incoming!

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Aurora, Dec 18, 2010.

rush incoming!

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Aurora, Dec 18, 2010.

  1. Aurora

    Aurora The Defiant

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    Commander
    Okay guys. The Zerg rush is coming faster than we thought. I’m going to need four guys-quick!

    *Pause.*

    Commander
    Hello? Guys in the barracks?

    Marine
    I won’t shoot anyone until I get some minerals.

    Commander
    What?

    Marauder
    Me too! And I want gas.

    Commander
    Why do you want-

    Marauder
    I require more vespene gas.

    Commander
    That makes no sense. And how do you want me to deliver you gas? And why?

    Marine
    Fact is we need minerals.

    Commander
    We are all going to die if you don’t shoot them.

    Marine
    You gonna give me orders?

    Commander
    Yes! Stop asking that! Look, there are literally tens of thousands minerals on this map, can you just kill them all and go get stuff later?

    Marine
    No.

    Commander
    Fine. How many minerals?

    Marine
    Fifty.

    Commander
    Okay, I have 200. Come on, four guys! Let’s go!

    Marine
    Wait! One at a time. Sometimes two. Union stuff.

    Commander
    Come on!

    Marine
    Hold on! I need thirty seconds to be trained!

    Commander
    That is way too long! Also way, way not enough training. Somehow it’s a disaster in both directions. All cause of your stupid union and minerals. It makes no sense! Forget the minerals!

    Marine
    Why can’t you just send in the SCV’s? They’re armored cutting machines.

    Commander
    But they’ll all die! And then we won’t be able to get…any…

    Marine


    Commander
    uh…

    Marine
    You lying bastard.
     
  2. Robin Johnsson

    Robin Johnsson New Member

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    haha completely genius :D
     
  3. Fenix

    Fenix Moderator

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    I've always wondered about SCVs. They are armored, and fusion cutter like an extremely potent weapon. Real-world side of it, some deep mining machines have pretty much literal armor plating that rivals some military applications due to intense pressure and heat.
     
  4. EatMeReturns

    EatMeReturns Happy Mapper Moderator

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    Also, they're actually about twice as tall as marines and the drill they use is almost the size of a Zergling.