Repent, heretics!

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Nov 21, 2010.

Repent, heretics!

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Nov 21, 2010.

  1. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    This forum, and all of its territories have hereby been claimed by his holiness, arch-bishop Telramic. All citizens are to contribute to the campaign of light or be prosecuted as unbelievers. All grown men are to take up arms to fight the goblin scourge. All women are to serve the king's men. All children born within the last fifteen months are to be taken to the slaughterhouse for inspection regarding arcane infection. Any resistance will be met with immediate and absolute lethal force to you and any person associated with your corruption. HAIL THE LIGHT!
    - Telras, knight of the royal order of lord Thompson.
     
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    I'm firin' mah lazar!!
     
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    *Sets Telras on fire*
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    The fire burns strong within me, Demon. No flame can possible quell the strength that emanates from my faith!
     
  5. EatMeReturns

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    *neural parasite*
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    my mind is a bastion of light, foul one!

    The flametongue lusts for your arcane blood, subhuman wretch!
     
  7. EatMeReturns

    EatMeReturns Happy Mapper Moderator

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    Trolololol.
     
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    *Ingests him*
     
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    *ingests your digestive system*
     
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    I have none.
     
  11. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    *looks up some feats from tome of exalted deeds*



    I wish anyone would get the joke.
     
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    Canada, eh?