Random RPG Quotes

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by EatMeReturns, Oct 28, 2008.

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Random RPG Quotes

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by EatMeReturns, Oct 28, 2008.

  1. EatMeReturns

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    shadow_warrior. from Neverwinter Nights 2: "Why the **** do we have a random badger in our party?"
    derek: "It attacks, at least..."
    Kupo: "oh I'm sorry, attack badger"
    Kupo: "I choose you, random attack badger!"
    Kupo: "Use low-range evil detect, random attack badger!"
    Kupo: " -THERE IS EVIL DETECTED- I ****ing know, it's ten feet away!"
    Derek: "...oh god, it's a random attack boar..."
    shadow_warrior.: "Go beat the **** out of it, random attack badger!"
    Kupo: "****, random attack badger got stuck in a gelatinous cube!"

    Kupo: "You wanna know what's bad? Investigating a base, and out pops a ****ing Dire Weasel."
     
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    wot the **** are they talking about?
     
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  3. Meee

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    "Enough expository banter. Now we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh, it's morphing time!" - Gilgamesh, FF5
     
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    "This place is thick with the stench of ghouls" - Barbarian, Diablo 2
     
    Gasmaskguy, Oct 29, 2008
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    "Hello my friend! Shtay a while and lishten!" - If you don't know... seriously.
     
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    "Gig:
    Tell me, who's the baddest of the bad?
    The maddest of the mad?
    The Killer of Kings and destroyer of worlds?

    Player:
    Um... you?

    Gig:
    You better believe it!
    The one... the only... undestructible Gig!"

    -Soul Nomad and the World eaters

    Dude, what a great game D:
     
    Lombar, Oct 29, 2008
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    Bwenen tar!!

    Agh!
     
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    "Zug-Zug" - Take a guess...
     
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    FF7

    Tifa: "Hey, why don't we make a promise? Umm, if you get really famous and I'm ever in a bind..... You come save me, all right?"
    Cloud: "What?"
    Tifa: "Whenever I"m in trouble, my hero will come and rescue me. I want to at least experience that once."
    Cloud: "What?"
    Tifa: "Come on--! Promise me----!"
    Cloud: "All right.... I promise."


    lol Cloud is such a dork
     
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  10. EatMeReturns

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    *Note that my quotes were actual players, and that no NPCs were CTRL+P'd in the OPing of this thread.

    "...and stay down!" -Final Boss of Deadmines Instance, right after killing a player.
     
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    "Dis was our land. TROLL land. We Amani was here before anyone! Da' elves an' dere Alliance came to drive us out. But we neva' give up. We neva' forget...

    Da' elves took my eye. I cut off my own to escape 'em... An' now, 'de fightin' alongside da' HORDE?! I SPIT on da' Horde! I hate you, I hate you all... But I got a surprise for ya' now, so come on in...

    De' Amani neva' give up! We neva' forget! We neva' die... 'Dis is OUR land. You wanna stay, you stay here forevah! We gonna bury you here."

    Zul'jin, my baby. What did they do to you?! >_<
     
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    "Eh, washing is for elves."
     
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    "I kill two dwarves in da morning, I kill two dwarves at night,
    I kill two dwarves in the afternoon, and then I feel alright.
    I kill two dwarves in time of peace and two in time of war,
    I kill two dwarves before I kill two dwarves, and then I kill two more."

    Why did they ever remove this one?

    ****ing whiners on the forums probably.
     
    Space Pirate Rojo, Oct 30, 2008
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    It would be good if you guys put where you took the quote's from D:
     
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    "And to Space Junk this goes..."
     
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    "Greetings good master. Welcome to the tavern of the Rising Sun!"
     
    Space Pirate Rojo, Oct 31, 2008
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  17. EatMeReturns

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    fools who didn't quote the OTHER GAMES they were from got this thread moved from the OTHER GAMES to Space Junk. In the eternal words of French Guy #1 from Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

    "I spit on you!"
     
    EatMeReturns, Oct 31, 2008
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  18. Meee

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    Riiight, because that's totally the reason for moving it. Speaking of which, why LK?
     
    Meee, Oct 31, 2008
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    Because a place to make random lists of stuff and/or play posting games is the whole reason of being for Space Junk. Nothing is being disscussed in this thread it is just a list of random quotes.
     
    LordKerwyn, Oct 31, 2008
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  20. Meee

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    See? Totally not my fault
     
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