Praetor Fenix's Free Wisdom and Humour!!

Each day, I will post a quote of the day and a humourous show opener from the Colbert Report, courtesy of my Google Desktop Manager.

You're welcome to comment them if you want, or PM me a funny or wise quote....Who knows, I may use it!!


DISCLAIMER: If your quote is used, you are entitled only to your name on the side. No monetary reimbursement will be given. Original quotes only, not ones that everyone's seen. Offer not valid to citizens of Mar Sara, Aiur, Shakuras, or Mars for tax reasons. Have a nice day.

 

2/11/07 US Mountain Time


Wise Man:
"Common sense is not so common."
~Voltaire

Wise Guy:
"I just finished my resume! If anyone asks, this show's been on for 30 years. This is the Colbert Report!"
~Stephan Colbert

 

Any further posts not from Praetor Fenix get a verbal warning, do it again and you'll be sorry

 

3/11/07 US Mountain Time

Wise Man:
"All things tend to corrupt perverted minds."
~Cicero, Marcus T.

Wise Guy:
"Pucker up America, because I'm going to kiss and tell... the Truth."
~Stephan Colbert

 

4/11/07 US Mountain Time

Wise Man:
"Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows."
~Bierce, Ambrose

Wise Guy:
"Put on the Sade and spritz on some musk! I'm going to truth you all night long! This is the Colbert Report"
~Stephan Colbert

New segment, at Gasmaskguy's request - Funny Pictures/Forum Macros/Memes

 

LOOOOL at Mao ...or should I say....LMAO

 

5/11/07 US Mountain Time

Wise Man:
"He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything."
~Carlyle, Thomas

Wise Guy:
"The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun. This is the Colbert Report!"
~Stephan Colbert

 

shut up joey

 

Note for GM_k.....

Other users are welcome to comment on my quotes or picture, but they must talk ONLY about that. Any off-topicness, I whip out the Modchete.

 

modchete lmao

 

6/11/07 US Mountain Time


Wise Man:
"Justice is truth in action."
~Disraeli, Benjamin

Wise Guy:
"I bring you the unvarnished truth - though it's lightly stained and buffed with Danish oil. This is the Colbert Report!"
~Stephan Colbert

 

lol FAIL!




[me=Praetor Fenix]says 'No, my macros only.'[/me]

 

7/11/07 US Mountain Time


Wise Man:
"We make war that we may live in peace."
~Aristotle

Wise Guy:
"Turn-offs: Phony people. Turn-ons: People who watch my show.....and sex. This is the Colbert Report!"
~Stephan Colbert

 

8/11/07 US Mountain Time

Wise Man:
"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds."
~Bacon, Francis

Wise Guy:
*Quietly* "If you can hear this, you're too close to your television." *Yells* "This is the Colbert Report!"
~Stephan Colbert



*Late XO*

*Also, I made the image*

 

yo fenix didnt you forget to post a new one?

 

he ran out of ideas

 

Nah, he forgot it...Even dough he said he stickied this so he'd remember...I feel betrayed...

 

Well, no one was really responding....AT ALL. So I figured....bag it.

 

we responded quite much, but you must remember it was a stickied so less people look at it

 

I never saw any