Playing Starcraft 2 multiplayer offline?

Apologizes if this is in the wrong place.

I bought a copy of Starcraft 2 the day it came out and I'm very happy with it. However, in a few months, I will be returning to my home country of South Africa where the internet is primitive, slow and expensive.

Now, I'd love to play a few good games of SC2 with some old friends but thanks to the brainless decision to leave out LAN support, I have a bit of a quandary.

So, I'm wondering, is there any way to play SC2 multiplayer offline? Even better, with 1 CD key? While I realize this should be impossible, the game has been out a little while and I was wondering if some clever chap has come up with a workaround.

Thanks

 

Honestly you'll likely be better of sticking with regular Starcraft.

If you are insistent on trying for SC2, you MIGHT be able to find a cracked version of the game online, though obviously there is a lot of risk involved in downloading anything you might find. Even should it not be out and out a virus you find, the reliability of any such program is gonna be iffy at the very best.