Picking up women with Starcraft knowledge!!

Hey dudes, just figured I'd holla! Been meeting lots of beautiful babes with clever pick up lines like;

"Did yu know that Dragoons own Vultures? Your place or mine?"

"Mutalisks aren't as fine as you baby!"

"Wanna go back to my place and see me sharpen my Psi blades?"

"I will cast Psionic storm on your heart"

"Well at least you don't look like an ultralisk, wanna makeout?"

"Hey baby, are you on your period or did a Defiler cast plague on your dress"?

"PSSSSHTWIOOOO. Damn why didn't mind control work on you baby, why don't you just head over to my base for a little M&M"?

"Have you ever wondered what an SCV looks like in his birthday suit? I can show you the way baby."

These classic lines have been tested and work wonders for meeting members of the opposite sex. Be fair though, your new lady killing skills may make others jealous!

 

"Well at least you don't look like an ultralisk, wanna makeout?"

That one made me lol

 

"Hey baby, are you on your period or did a Defiler cast plague on your dress"?


Ew

 

"Hey baby, is that a Zergling in your pocket or would you just like attacking me with adrenal gland upgraded lips?"

 

"Hey baby, wanna M&M?"

 

If you expect to pick up anyone with these you're seriously demented.

 

"Hey babe, there's a nuclear launch detected. In my pants."

 

"Hey babe, there's an arclite in my pants.

It sieged when I saw you."

 

Lolol@lines. LMAO@Fenix's plague one.

Ay girl, wanna help test my micro skills using my glauve wurm, cuz if I miss it can always get you on the rebound shot.

You must be a Dark Archon cuz I'm loosing my mind.

Looks like you researched burrow cuz you just errupted into my heart.

Can I take a pic of you so prove that Xel'naga really do exist.

Can I have directions to your Lair please.

Baby I can blow your mind... <nuclear launch detected>

 

You guys got to be kidding me.

Though you might be able to pick up guys around here, if you like other guys.

Everyone knows I like both.

 

@Zergalicious, I wrote that line, he was just commenting that it was "gross". Just had to think of one that had to do with plague.

@Wick742, Are you kidding me? These lines work like magic you would be amazed at the babes I have landed with these clever one liners!

" Hey there hot stuff, mind if I erect my photon cannon near your mineral patch?"

 

These are so cheesy d00d.

 

"Hey babe, if you require additional Pylons, have I got a deal for you'

 

"Heeeey baabay, mind if I burrow my drones in your creep?"

 

Are all you guys thinking about is getting in there pants?

Thats bad.
[me=darkone]never looks for flings[/me]

 

Here's a good one, IMO.


"WHA-ZCHUP"
*Rustle rustle*


100 minerals to whoever gets it first.

 

EW
I can personally say none of those would ever work on me RL or OL
I may not be a typical girl but i can tell you none of that will ever hook any chick, regardless of what you say. unless she is a fictious character or really REALLY desperate.

 

@kuraikozo

You kidding? A babe would think that kissing liking an adrenal zergling is sexy. Most men can't claim they can do that!

 

Wtf are you smoking d00d?

 

LOL. Sweet jesus.. almost crying with laughter...

"Baby, you've Seiged my heart, and frankly I'm worried about the splash."