Photography is the act of stealing someone's soul. Although photography will not typically steal an entire soul in only a few attempts, repeated exposure to photography will eventually drain the living essence from someone. This crime is impossible to prosecute, though its effects can easily be seen in Hollywood celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Harriet Miers.
From that list it seems to be that it also steals intteligence and common sense. Lucky me, I put on my anti-photograph shirt today.
