Phoney Q&A Questions.

In light of how much I enjoyed the fan-made phoney Q&A Batch, I've decided to host a mock Q&A competition to see what else people can come up with.

Each mock Q&A will potentially consist of the following, depending on what's submitted and how well it's done. Any of the following can be submitted, and there is no limit on what you can submit, or is there a limit on how many times you can submit.

• A chat with the Devs.
• Some screenshots or updated information on units and/or abilities.
• About five questions.

For each chat, screenshot, update or question that makes it into the final mock Q&A, the member who submitted it will receive a hundred minerals from me, obviously after the mineral system's back up and running.

For example, if someone submitted two questions and a screenshot, and if all their submissions made it into the final mock batch, they would receive three hundred minerals.

Submissions should be sent to me via PM. Submissions that do not make it into the first mock Q&A will still have a chance to make it into later batches.

Good luck!

 

Q&A questions to use.

 

Bad link. Well, for me at least.

And dude, it's a competition for members. It's not just me trying to make a funny batch.

 

so having a Q&A that looks true but is a phony?

 

---StarCraft II Q&A Batch 51---

1. With the beta inevitably drawing closer, can you finally give us a clue as to when it might be released? – Chax424 (Starcraft2Forum.org)

Yeah about that...we had never realised programming was so hard. We gave up...there won't be any SC2...maybe another Starcraft origional patch when we feel like it but that doesn't look too likely right now.

2. WTF SRSLY!!?!11?1? – Chax424 (Starcraft2Forum.org)

Yeah now stfu.

3. Your g@y – Chax424 (Starcraft2Forum.org)

Your moms gay....

4. Really mature cock face... – Chax424 (Starcraft2Forum.org)

n00b....

5. ... – Chax424 (Starcraft2Forum.org)

...

 

geez, edit

 

The link's fine for me, and i know it's for members, i was trying to be helpful

 

Gah!

GMG's the only one who's got it right so far.

 

What's the deadline for this?

 

It'll be an ongoing comp, hopefully, so technically there isn't one.

 

I meant to make it into the first batch

 

As long as it takes for me to get five questions and a chat with the devs. So far, I've got one question... And it's from GasMaskGuy...

 

Just a reminder about this mock Q&A. I only need a Chat with the Devs now, so it's basically first come, first served. Also remember there's the reward of a hundred minerals per submission, which will be able to be paid once I post the final mock batch, now that the mineral's are back up and running.

 

I think that people stopped caring about minerals now all the pets are gone.

Anyway, I will probably send something later today. Still by pm?

 

The pets are all but gone but I know what you meant.

I don't even know what a 'chat with devs' is supposed to contain so...

 

I think it is the same as what you see in Blizzcast 8. Just a conversation between some website guy and one of the devs. But untill I am sure what we are supposed to do, I will not submit anything. I do this for fun, 100 minerals means nothing to me.

 

I sent a Chat with the Devs like 5 days ago but Itza haven't answered.

 

Yep, sorry, haven't had the time to concoct the mock Batch until today. I'll be putting it together and sending the minerals later today, so keep tight.