Petition to have the censor changed back to the old one.

Alright, I don't know how many of you are extremely annoyed at the new censor like I am. Though I am sure that there are some of you out there. No one can understand what you attempt to say, the new censor isn't even smart, words like as.sualt trigger it. It changes the meaning of what you say into something completely different. I say no more.

Just put down your username if you wish to "sign" the petition.

Whose with me?

darkone

 

whos with u? whos with penis?!

but yes, penis am with u too

dick
pussy
vagina
tit

 

Then put your username down.

 

first of all, cant u see my username lol

anyways,

instrument of torture
1n5an1ty

 

I much preferred the asterisk. Let's get it back!

Kaaraa

 

FUCK THIS SHIT

EATME FUCKING RETURNS

EatMeReturns

 

Give us the old censor back at least we understodd what the others were saying

Gforce.

 

yes meaow holding hands want it badonkadonk teh old censor lolzers jizz-in-pants back now lolzer

Ace.

=]

 

assault?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA theres no way i want to change that

 

Nick, if you don't support us, you DIE!!!!

Not really.

 

yea EatYou has no digestive acid so it'll be quite comfortable in him

 

Hey yeah lets flip out cause we still got some kinks to work out. Cause stuff is always 100% perfect in the first 24h am I right?

Really, it's YOUR guy's fault. We implemented the censor because of certain member's penchants for foul language. Reap what you sow and all that shit.

( )

 

I love this new censorship. I say we keep it the way it is. I have been laughing nonstop with all these funny sayings. Besides it'll make everyone think hard to use words that won't be censored.

 

I wish to assault a vinyard full of grapes
Personally I think the concept of censoring words to be absurd. They are just words, they can't hurt you. The only thing that makes them "bad" words is a social stigma attached to them for reasons, that so far have not been shown to have real merit.

Anyways, if there is a censor, it needs be created in ssuch a way that it ddoesn't censor words that merley contain a "bad" word.

ALSO, WTF is this badonkadonk shit? Have none of you heard of OBSFUCATION AND ASTERISKS

 

The asteriks, is what the old one did, and is what I want back.

 

YAY, almost fixed. Only thing left to do is make it so it stops censoring parts of words that just so happen to contain the word ***.

BTW
*** (plural ***es)
(zoology) A beast of burden, particularly a donkey.
(Yes, I went there)

 

I too wish to join your noble crusade. How dare an improvement not work seamlessly from the very moment it's first implemented?! I am hereby signing this totally mature and utterly justified response-like petition!

Petty Nigglingson,
Adelaide.

 

yaayyyy =]

 

There are some things petitions can't fix.

For everything else, there's MasterCard.

 

Did we NEED a new system though? I don't expect new stuff to work seamlessly from the start, but I DO expect something that works just fine not to be replaced by something inferior. Judging by the fact that the current censor censors the middle of words, it is clearly not an improvement.