On Skvaders and their forms

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Light, Aug 29, 2008.

On Skvaders and their forms

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Light, Aug 29, 2008.

  1. Light

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    THIS is a typical, common-on-garden skvader http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Skvader.jpg

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skvader

    The skvader is a Swedish fictional creature that was constructed in 1918 by the taxidermist Rudolf Granberg and is permanently displayed at the museum at Norra Berget in Sundsvall. It has the forequarters and hindlegs of a hare (Lepus), and the back, wings and tail of a female wood grouse (Tetrao urogallus). It was later jokingly given the Latin name Tetrao lepus pseudo-hybridus rarissimus L.

    Now, recent investigation has revealed new, more dangerous subspecies of these rare animals..

    such as the ninja skvader

    These things, rumoured to be the offspring of the notorious rabbit of Caerbannog and a skvader, trained from youth by a skilled ninja sensei, is of a grave danger to any who dare to cross into its territory. Shoots lazers out of its eyes because its awesome like that. And drinks blood.

    And now for the final presumptive boss of the upcoming Diablo 3, Tyrael the Skvader

    Rumours also persist of a more evil creature, one to be held in almost divine respect...

    Yes...

    The ninja skvadger

    Ninja skvadger, a hybrid of a ninja badger and a skvader

    No pics could be made of this fearsome beast, so for the time being, we can only offer you this
     
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    *facepalm*
     
  6. Light

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    Indeed, indeed, my good sir...
     
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    Commander tear this forum apart until you've found those plans, and bring me the posters; I want them alive!
     
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    You know that would have been funnier if you had just made the skvader head look like it had joker facepaint
     
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    well, its good to....

    hey, just heard something outside, excuse me

    oh shi-
     
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    ninja skvadars! *flees*