I manipulated it all! From beginning to end! I made arnold schwarzenegger the nerevarine. I manipulated the Tau into attacking sol 3! I even unleashed Kirby on new vegas! It was all part of my secret plan to make Nightcrawler the pope and usher in a fake apocalypse!
Aw man, it's only been a few weeks without internet and one of the first things I see is Fenix's new creepy sig... Hurray!