Offer for drie

Ok drie. I have a proposition for you since you have lost your influence with your Demons. I have a planet, that needs governing. Actually I want to straight give it to you, but I need you to provide a small portion of military to me. There are 20 billion ppl on said planet, so population is no problem, Vast resources. All I want is 10 percent of any intergalactic carriers you make. If you decide not to make any, then make me at least one. And 12 percent of any new recruits you get in all of your military branches, for a 5 year term then they come home.

You will also be within my territory so under my protection should you need it.

The ppl there are just a little scared of having a vampire overlord. And it holds a specail place for me. So I wish to leave it alone.

 

QUESTION!!!!
How would we pronounce "ijffdrie"?

 

Aif dree.

 

Sounds like a very interesting proposal. Any information on the species, like lifespan, technological level or hardiness?

 

The population also demands they be allowed to listen to this song when they go into combat. Preferably to be played on repeat over the speakers in any combat ship, as it would make them feel more badass.

 

But.... But.... Ride of the valkyries?!?


Oh well, we'll just mount speakers outside the semi-stationary atmospheric craft for the enemies to hear that one.

 

They are humans. A little more hardy then normal humans. Medical science has been generous and life expectency is around 200 years. I was born on this planet, and was turned into a vampire on said planet 3k years ago. So that should tell you something.

They are spacefaring.

 

decent enough. Still have a significant portion of vamps on the planet?
Is the spacefaring post or pre warp?

And are there any ethical requirements for my rule?

 

I have removed all my vampirs, I will occasionally send some vamp assassins (vampires themselves, not slayers) to deal with any that shouldn't be there. Don't try this yourself cause sometimes I have friends that seek refuge there, or sometimes another will seek my help there. Just point them to me.

Low level warping capabilities, but with your knowledge you should be able to remedy that.


Well don't be a tyrant. Some of my mortal decendants still live on this planet.

 

Hrm, okay. No world-wide enslavement through death sattelites. No converting the population into genetically altered breeding machines, with the purpose of breeding supersoldiers. No harvesting of souls of all people who are to old to work. No soylent green. No daily torture to make the troops more immune to pain. No rounding up orphans for experiments. No instatement of the breath tax and enslavement if one can't pay.

 

I always think of it as ihd-jiff-DREE'

I have zero idea where the d comes from come to think of it.

 

I used to say it idge rhymes with ridge, jiff rhymes with yiff, dree rhymes with he. But then he taught me how to say it.

 

all hail aif-dree

 

I always thought I-J-FF-drie.

Anyway. Back on topic. What say you drie?

 

Always thought it was pronouned as E-jiff-drey

 

if-dree.

CAN I BE AN INHABITANT?!?!?!

 

I think 1n5an1ty has a crush on you.

 

EMR is trying to make you guys think that I don't have a crush on HIM!!!
CUZ I DO!!!!!! *girly squeal* >&Q

 

I think 1n5an1ty has a crush on everyone except for Luna.

 

Luna? the fat girl at my chinese school?