O-spam-o Express, Spammy Spammy Spammy Spammy, Spammy, Spammy, I got spam in my spammy, And I spam like a-spammin' you: Spam, you're such a spam spam, Spam enough to spam spam And that's just a-spam I'm spamming to spam. Ooh spam, to spam ya, Ooh spam, to spam ya, Ooh spam, I spam it so. Ooh spam, you're spammier, Spammier than spam. Ooh spam, I wont spam you spam. Spammy, Spammy, Spammy, I got spam in my spammy, And as spammy as it may spam; The spammin' that you're spamming, is what spams me spamming' And your spam is like Spam and spam. Kind-a like spam, Kind-a like spam, Kind-a like, like what you spam. Kind-a spams spammy. But spam, spam Spam. I spam you. Spammy, Spammy, Spammy, I got spam in my spammy, That your spam can spamify; Spam, you're such a spam spam, Spam enough to spam spam And spammed spam, that ain't no spam. I spam to spam ya, Oh spam, to spam ya, Ooh spam, I spam it so. Ooh spam, you're spammier, Spammier than spam. Ooh spam, I wont spam you spam.
Just in case people haven't realised, the band and title are a hyperlink to the real words. The song's on the Simpsons one episode and it got stuck in my head for ages so I thought the only plausible and appropriate thing to do is to make it a spam song in Space Junk.