New unit idea...the Protoss Nexus SpankMasters

Hey gusy I think its super unfair that the Terrans get the planetary fortress, thats why I propose that the protoss get the legendary new Nexus SpankMasters, which are awesome new robots that are like big probes that have spanking paddles instead of lasers for mining. So lets say some jerks make a cheating attack and drop ghosts by your miners, well now the Nexus MasterSpankers will grab them and give them a spanking of a life time. They will be so humiliate that they will just roll over and die, giving the player an awesome and deserved victory.

 

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