I already invented a church. It's called "The Rawkin' Church of Hey Zoos" It's a polytheistic religion based upon worshiping the Gods of Rock. It all started when me and my buddy found a chapel made of rock, conspicuously labeled "Rock Chapel"....It was a sign....A sign from the Gods themselves. Our membership is 32 at the moment.
The Church of Willy. There's always been talk of this. I just require more vespene gas Overlords Pylons willing people to sacrifice meatshield in wars donate.