New poem thread

Darkone cannibalized the old one so i made a new thread to showcase your creative talents without fear of the thread creater locking it because he doesn't like your style :/

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The old thread was locked,
Here's a new one for you.

 

In Soviet Riashiaaaaaaaa

*balalaika roll*

Poem writes youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I jus ate some cornflakes
anime sucks



im not very good at rhyming

 

Roses are smelly
Gasmaskguy is no better
And this is haiku

 

i amz teh lewls
you are teh kewls
lewls!! you really are teh kewls!!

 

omg

ace that was really terrible xD

 

aii knowz roflololol xD

 

Roses are red
Violets are black
why is your chest
as flat as my back?

Ultimate putdown, methinks

 

i don't know why but russian reversals are always epic.

indians are red
Africans are black
i'd make a recist joke
but - oh snap. : <

 

This is bull****, it's nothing but a game to you guys.

Duplicate topic too.

 

Go away dark, because
He is just trying to kill
my epic haiku

 

That's not haiku at all -.-

 

There are 6 syllabals in the last line light. You phail.

 

fix'd

now bugger off you agent-provocateur!

 

It's still not haiku

 

No **** you. You guys spammed my thread, split off, and are still just screwing around. Poetry doesn't mean anything to you, this is just a game to you. So, I will stay and criticize your phailures.

The first line has 6 too by the way, nub.

 

In soviet Russia
GAMES play you.

 

That's not even a poem.

 

Lol, you think you know anything about poetry? what a joke.

 

Noise
Mah Siege Tanks blow everything away
Everything is dead
Yes even mah Siege Tanks
Silence