Marine ROE--Funny!

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Marine ROE--Funny!

  1. Alsojames

    Alsojames New Member

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    Note: The following is a list of the new Rules Of Engagement for Terran marines. Break them at your peril.


    1. No flirting with medics or medivac pilots.

    2. Don't poke a sleeping Ultralisk.

    3. Don't try to sneak up on a Stalker.

    4. Don't challenge a Zealot to a fistfight. You'll lose.

    5. No pet Zerglings on base.

    6. Wraiths, Science Vessels, and Battlecruisers (especially Battlecruisers) are not chick magnets.

    7. No complaining about the Siege Tank nerf.

    8. If your base of operations is under attack by the Zerg, under no circumstances are you allowed to scream "Zerg rush! Kekekekekekekekekekeke!"

    9. Dancing is prohibited unless given the /dance command by a superior officer.

    10. Yelling "BOO!" at as Ghost is prohibited.

    11. Don't tell an SCV to build Missile Turrets because "They're going air" even if it is true.

    12. Don't throw fellow Marines (or Marauders or Firebats or Ghosts) out of a bunker so that you "can get a turn"

    13. No going to the Engineering Bay and asking for an upgrade.

    14. No more than 3 Aliens references in a single battle.

    15. Don't talk about joining Raynor's Raiders, or you will be shot for treason.

    16. Don't try to 'jack' a Vulture a la Halo: Reach.

    17. Don't ask who is in charge here. We all knew what happened to that guy.

    18. Don't demand a promotion every 5 kills. We'll get to you.
     
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    rifT_Theory New Member

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    No one can tell a Marine what he can or can't do > : ( As Marines they must go through perilous journeys to obtain liberty at all costs!!!