Letters to Kerri-Claus

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Hello SC2Forum members! It's that time of year again and I'm sure you've all been very good boys and girls this year. So why don't you tell Kerri-Claus what you want for the Holidays? Write and tell her how good you've been this year and we'll make sure to deliver your letter overnight to Char!

Watch out if you don't, you'll probably just get a lump of Creep in your stocking. You don't want that! And who knows, you might even get a response to your letter. So get writing!

Merry Christmas!

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Write your letters to Kerri-Claus in a forum post in this thread. No responding to each other's letters! This is for submitting your letter ONLY! We have to pack all these letters up and ship them out tomorrow!

 

I want a beta keeeeeyyyy ^^

 

I wish for an opportunity to serve you!
Oh fairy-Kerri, I dreamt of you! Please make my wish come true!

I wish for a key, to find me, in the first day of your return into the light!

Merry CreepMas

 

i wish for another power-up frenzy

 

Dear Kerri- claus

I need you to spawn me a pet zergling for christmas! ^ ^
Spawning a beta-key wouldnt be a bad idea either...

 

Dear Queen of Blades

I wish for catnip and caturday. :3

 

Dear Kerri-Claus:

I'd like all kittens destroyed.

And a Beta key.


..Love

Maelstrom


P.s: Except for pirate kittens.. HAR

 

Dear Kerri-Claus:

One word, beta-key!!

for me!!

thank you berry much kerri!!

merrry christmas!!

Love,

Seradin!!

 

Is it true you use ultralisks for reindeer?

 

I want to be the God Emperor of mankind and lead on a genecidal crusade destroying everything in our path that will not bow before us! That would be the best christmas ever.

Or a beta key, either would be good.

 

So with you living on a lava-ish planet and all: what's up with the snow outfit?

 

Dear kerri-claus, please give me a beta-key, I've tried to be a good zerg all year, killing lots and lots of terrans
also, this should be in sj ^^

 

Hi Kerry!

Well, not a huge fan to be honest (would rather be writing to Santassadar), buuuut... been real good this year, like really. Verily. And rules are rules, so you owe Meee.

I know you've been very busy preparing presents these last few years (what else could you possibly have been doing?!) and I'm eagerly awaiting your chariot pulled by Ultralisks and made of charred terran bones.

I'll make it short. I just wanted to wish for a pet Zergling, world peace, beta-key, better job, free SC2 and Protoss domination over the universe. Oh and yes, another powerup frenzy. Thanks!

 

Dear Kerri-Claus,

I`m good this year, i wash the dishes everyday, i all-ways pray for forgiveness for the sins i did. for that i hope to have a beta key of SC2...

Truly yours,

cautionmike_190

P.S. please don`t look at my reputation info... >_<

 

Dear Sarah Claus,

I find you repulsive and your joke of putting larvae in my stockings was the very last straw. Steer clear of where I live and please don't clog the chimney with creep like you did last year - this year I'd rather knock myself out with booze.

k

 

Dear Kerri-Claus,

I don't frankly believe in you, but if you really exist please give me ..........

.............

.............

Holy hoo !

 

give me give me... euh....
Bah I want nothing, better luck next year

 

Dear Kerri-claus,

you r one heck of a "hoe hoe hoe"

jk?

beta key please.

 

Yeah I know !
Dear Kerri-Clauss, I want a .....................

 

P.S I would also enjoy a Starcraft2forum snuggie!! ;P