lessons from anime series

WHAT LESSONS in life have anime series thought you?


ill start with dragonball z:
if you yell at your problems long enough, you get cool hair and you can blast them to bits

 

love and romance in anime doesn't always apply in the real wold

 

Death Note : You can look cool even when you have an imaginary friend

 

If you pretend your constipated, your power rises exponentially.
Copious blood loss? So what!?
Every normal kid and turn into a super badass crime fighter

 

Death Note: Don't screw with someone really frikin smart.

 

That if you are the main character, you can't die. Without coming back.

 

even if you do horrible things, it's all okay and good in the end if you cry about it: TTGL

 

what ursa said.
Girls dont act like anime girls...i wish they do sometimes...lol

 

all girls in series have huuuge racks or are mistaken for guys.

 

Anime breasts defy gravity. Super Sayans are secretly Aryans, and the creators of Dragon Ball Z are terribly racist. See Mr. Popo for reference.

 

all women fall for the evil and conniving mastermind, ninjas aren't ninjas anymore, the important people are always the last to live and all other people are expendable and no one seems to care for them

 

If a chick doesn't have huge racket, it's a guy.

 

^

waaaayyyy shee iz nawwt aii guyy:


lol

 

OH MY GOD CENSOR THAT BULL**** RIGHT NOW I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D POST SUCH SMUT ON OUR BOARDS.

Lawl D:

 

aii amz sowwie...

 

i'd do her

 

anime girls will always be cute and/or gorgeous
if you see a fugly girl, shes in there for the lulz

 

*is there for teh lulz*

all characters have bright, flashy, or different attire/looks than every other person. therefore, you can pick them out as a main character the moment you see them

 

All fat people are comic relief.

 

and the main character can lose 10000000000 litres of blood and still survive....somehow.