It's cold today.

Time to fan the campfire flames.


Glenn Beck, 9/11, abortion, immigration policy, climategate, two-party system, marxist socialism, war in israel, invasion of Iraq, wave of right populist parties in europe, CNN, Fox, Ralph Nader, gun policy.

 

Things that can be solved with nuclear weapons for 200, Trebek.

 

Things that make politics insanely difficult to talk about?

 

Clearly, Nader can be solved with nuclear weapons.

 

Nuke the abortion clinics.

 

Problem solved. See how useful nuclear weapons are?

 

What about proliferation of nuclear weaponry?

 

eh we'll handle that later, lets just find a bunker to shield ourselves from the fallout.

 

Glenn Beck - He's a douche. But I love him.
9/11 - Cried like a *****, f*ck the people who did it.
Abortion - It's only bad once the fetus's get brains. Then they are human beings, until then they are just a lump of cells attatched to the lining of a uterus.
Immigration Policy - America was founded on immigration..it's a mesh pot of...blah blah blah. -.- F*ck em, stay out.
Invasion of Iraq - Lawls. ;D They deserve it cus they fail and we're stupid for trying to stop fighting that's been happening since before the beggining of time.
Ralph Nader - Will never win, stop voting for him.
Gun Policy - Guns don't kill people, bullets and husbands that come home early do.
Nukes - Pure f*cking win.

 

justin bieber

/flaming starts here

 

-_- Get out.

 

Glenn Beck - You love a douche?
9/11 - Agreed. It would be great if we actually went after them too
Abortion - Cows have brains. But we still slaughter them?
Immigration - What makes you better than them?
Invasion of Iraq - I'd say the US has kinda been fal for the last decade or so. Should we be invaded?
Ralph Nader - Agreed. Lol.
Guns - Folks with a recorded history of violence, domestic disturbances, spousal abuse, sociopathic disorders, schizophrenia based disorders, alchoholism, weak psyche, and history of a abuse kill people.
Nukes - Japan.

 

I have a solution. Nuke the immigrants.

 

There will always be immigrants.

Nuke the immigration destination!!

...Wait.

 

Nuke the border!

 

OMFG! LAWL! XDDD In freaking stitches.

And what makes me better than immigrants is cus I'm already here and they are trying to get here. ;D I'm sorta like a VIP in a VIP section.

Here's a new topic. Statatory Rape o.o What's more accepted, 15 year old girls sleeping with 18 year old guys or vice versa?

 

The latter is probably more ACCEPTED but they are both equally ACCEPTABLE (rather, unacceptable).

Solution? Nuke the rapists.

 

But..my rapist was hot. o_o I hooked up with a 27 year old back in highschool. Was 17. :X

 

Anything posted on the internet is considered a lie until proven true.

 

No way I could prove that true. xD You'da had to of known me back in my Junior year. Accidently power puked on her the first night we hung out. xD Was freaking hilarious.