'ello ladies and gents. [smiles] Nice little place you got here, I think we'll take it. [wistful] I'll probably get a commendation from Central for this.
You sure you will be returning home after coming here? I think not, my fangs are dry and my throat parched, now show me the way to your throat. Welcome btw.
Boy won't central be surprised when they try and take over. Welcome, I suggest you get acquainted with the interrogation room.
I, the avatar of dark worlds, welcome you to this place, if you would head to the space junk cafetaria, you can get free drinks and snacks
Ch'yello. Punch and pie to the left, awesome to the right, and Darkone repellant is behind you. It's a giant smiley face that gives him headaches.
Nah actually I switched the darkone repellent with darkone to confuse people. Darkone is behind you and the repellent is down the hall