ideas for additional-clicking phrases

Write your own unit chatter to be featured in StarCraft2!!

If you were to write the lines for some of the units, what would they say if you clicked on them? Hopefully JonEagle will ask the team to consider having a contest like this, where we the fans get to make up some of the unit chatter to be featured in the full retail version. So here it goes, please submit your user created lines.
All you have to do is state the unit name and wether it is an "Action" chatter, a "Basic" chatter (line they say when you first click on them), or a "Comical" chatter line that occurs when the unit becomes irritated that you click on it too much.

Here is my first:

Zealot comical: "Stop clicking on me or my Psi BLades will DESTROY YOU!"

^_^

 

Re: Write your own unit chatter to be featured in StarCraft2!!

7th click on a Overlord: What the [beep] do you want with me?

Observer: Over hears an argument between two overdosed stimmed Marines.

Observer 6th click: Play something from a Blizzcast.

Dark Templar 5th click: Does this armor make me look fat?

Viking: [in that sarcastic voice] Are you coming on to me, SIR?!

 

Re: Write your own unit chatter to be featured in StarCraft2!!

I second that :good:

Siege tank sarcastic: Sir, are you aware that this baby is twice as effective as the tanks back in your days?

 

Re: Write your own unit chatter to be featured in StarCraft2!!

Pretty much everything in this topic:

http://www.starcraft2forum.org/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=47&topic=5855.0;topicseen

 

Re: Write your own unit chatter to be featured in StarCraft2!!

Definitely :good:

Twilight Archon Comical: I hate all this singing.

 

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i hope the quote "i have already checked u out commander" will stay with the medics. ;D

 

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Jackal comical: "Jackal, jacking off! I mean er...checking off!"

 

Re: Write your own unit chatter to be featured in StarCraft2!!

Win.
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Lol Prodigal.

 

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Reaper: "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."
Viking: "Your base belongs to us."

Meh thats all I got.

 

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zealot: FOR NEZURI! uhhh..... i mean, FOR AIUR!

 

Re: Write your own unit chatter to be featured in StarCraft2!!

I think you mean Ner'zhul.....

 

Re: Write your own unit chatter to be featured in StarCraft2!!

Reaper: "The grim reaper is here"... ok I stole that one, but it's a brilliant line!

Marine after may clicks: So you WANT a piece of me? Huh, boy?"

Mothership after many clicks: "Luke, I am your mother."

Zergling after many clicks: *Talks like a british* "We only pretend to talk like this you know. Tea?"


That's all from me for now...

 

Re: Write your own unit chatter to be featured in StarCraft2!!

Marine 6th click: (SC original voice) you wanna peace with me boy?
Jimmy: I have been called a pig once...

 

I was thinking of some phrases they should give units when you click on them more than 4 times.

Marines:

"stop poking me!"
"damn arrow in the sky is pissin me off"
"how do i get outa this chicken sh*t outfit?"
"Alright guys, times up lets do this"
"[stimpack] LEEERRRROOOOOYYYY JEEENNNKKIIIIIIINNNSSS!!!!!!!"

Immortals:

"im crippled, not deaf"
"Immortals superior, Dragoons inferior" (transformers soundwave tribute)
"as I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no siege tank"
"I'll take cannons over arms anyday"
"Stand down, mortal"

Zealots:

"Not even DEATH can save you from ME!"
"I'll huff and ill puff and ill blow your bunkers down!"
"this is like tiberium wars only it doesnt suck!"

Siege Tank:

"Git'r Done"
"Yea, its got a Hemi"
"these things got leather seats!"
"the ol' arclite tanks had buckets to sit on...."
"look ma, I got guns n ****!"
"Mammoth tank? please........."

Reapers:

"Tuesday is cheap night at the merc haven"
"mmmmm battered zergling chops"
"ran outa fuel for my jump jets once"
"fell right into a herd of roaches"
"thank god for stimpacks"

SCV:

"I need a better job"
"muster points over there buddy"
"trust me kids, stay in school"
"I need a better job"
"I can build a missle turret in 15 seconds"
"and I only get paid 5 bucks an hour!"

Vikings:

"optimus prime would be so proud!"
"u know how long school was to get my viking operators license?"
"feels like piloting a flying rubics cube"
"batteries not included"





If you can think of more phrases, by all means share them :laugh:

 

"damn arrow in the sky is pissin me off"

I LOL'd at that one. You actually have a bunch of good ones, quite funny.

 

mmm, the arrow ones the funniest

Mothership
"listen to your fathership"

 

SCV: Why don't you come down here and do some mining?

Observer: You are not prepared!

Colossus: *Beep tune from Funky Town*

 

Marines:

"I am the ultimate badass state of the
badass art. You do not want to
f--- with me."

"I wouldn't mind getting me some more a
that Arcturan poontang."

Reapers:

"Out of the Icehouse and into the frying pan"

"Death from above"

Vikings:

"Transform! (click - beeping noise) Woah, wrong button!"

"If only I kept the manual"

"I could of sworn I asked for an automatic!"

"Air-superiority at you're command"

 

Viking 1: Listen to this baby purr!

Viking 2(follows above): *Heavy unhealthy chugging* Oh jeez.

 

LOL at overmind's "Listen to your Fathership" one. No offence to anyone, but a lot of the rest of them are groan-tacular...

And now that I've put my neck on the line, for the Zergling, something along the lines of...

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