The cake IS a lie. Totady is my birthday and my family told me they couldn't make a cake while a box of cake flour was sitting right on the counter. THeir reason was that they didn't have cake mix. How sad is that? Not complaining or anything, but that's just sad.
They just told you that so they didn't have to admit they let me into the house and devoured the cake. Wait what? Happy birthday!
Lenga: of course your family wouldnt make cake for such a lifeless internet goer such as your self Ramses: what did you get as a present?