...I bet you guys got a lot of stories, right?

I don't. I grew up soft with the private schools and the little blazers, you know, and everyone "talked things out," you know? No one ever threw any blows - still to this day, never punched in the face, imagine that. I'm pretty much a pantywaist. I don't say this to be self-deprecating, I just, you know, don't have much of an opinion of myself. I'd much rather be like you guys, you know, bar fighters and big, swinging ****s, takin' care of ****. You know, sadly this is it, you know, it's disgusting - "Thanks, God! Dog-pile of piss-poor physique on top of a small c*** and hereditary alcoholism, 'preciate it!" I'm babbling, I do that drunk, please forgive.

 

I almost got into a fight in Phys. Ed. Friday.

I was so excited because this guy was bigger than me, but I know I could take him on.

And he deserves it, like... all the guys in the class don't like him. We've had epic 10 minute discussions about how he annoys us and deserves our hatred.

Except he backed down first, which made my ego flex a little.

 

Nice dude.

Bones it... huh... and you padlock it, and then you put the chain on it. That's a new one, that I'm working on.

 

And I haven't been in a fight for years now, which is a good thing but I want to know actually how tough I am.

I'm not some war mongering tyrant... I just want to be sure for when a time actually comes when it's really needed.

Fenix... you're smashed?

 

Don't you give me the hairy eyeball.

 

I don't want to pluck it.

 

The only time when you throw a punch is when you stand up for your own rights.
Beating up people who think they're tough is sure fun, but the end result is not really worth it.
I found out the hard way... >.>

 

dw fenix im a ***** too
=3

edit: wow!! you cant say: p a n s y ??? how come?

 

cause this forums G rated ^^

 

Censoring ***** is like censoring Dr Seuss...

 

Not since Willy + B&

Speaking of which WHERE THE HELL IS HE?

Also, never been in a real fight either

 

Oh yeah, neither have I.

 

I've been in enough.

I didn't go to any high class schools. I was in public schools. Fights every week, some of which I was in. My junior year, the only fights, consisted of me and someone else.

 

I got into a tussle once. Kid was annoying and I had had a bad day. It was at the beginning of soccer practice. I didn't punch because I am not trained or anything and it wasn't the first thing that came to my mind when I decided I wanted to hurt him. To be honest I don't really remember...it was that forgettable.

I'm pretty much a pacifist, but I think the only things that could get me to fight would be someone insulting or threatening my family or friends or heritage. That **** just doesn't fly with Nikzad.


PS - When I get drunk, I get hungry and cook. Also, it's nice to see someone who retains the ability to type and maintain proper grammar and sentence structure when intoxicated. I thought I was one of the only ones who didn't try to type with their forehead after they'd had a few.

 

I type fairly well drunk. My wording is different then normal, but my grammar is fine.

I get really friendly when I'm drunk.

 

That's very good typing actually. I haven't tried typing drunk, I don't sit down to the computer then... I'm either with friends, en route home, or asleep.

I haven't been in a proper fight, but the one I was in at 10 was quite serious, for a 10 year old anyway.

 

i was mugged once, good thing those people are stupid and i talked myself out of it

 

...Note to self.

Bring Lenga/Ijffdrie, whoever can smooth talk women at a bar.

But how'd you manage that?

 

I don't get mugged, I'm imposing looking enough to avoid that. That, and I flash weapons when threatened.

 

Banned has a leather jacket, boots, and different metal shirts.

If anyone does approach him in a menacing manner, he apparently sinks his hand into a coat like he actually has something in it.

I... look about average. Not scary or weak. But I think if a hand in my coat like i have something like spray or whatnot, I think I'd actually take a stand. Unless they had a gun. I... don't know how I'd manage that.