his majesty's grand junk...

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Oct 17, 2010.

his majesty's grand junk...

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Oct 17, 2010.

  1. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    has suffered a tragic radiation incident. Everyone please report to a medlab to have the remains of your eyes scooped out and replaced by prototype AI-enhanced robotic eyes.
     
  2. Kaaraa

    Kaaraa Space Junkie

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    Do they come with laser vision?
     
  3. Takaim

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    I don't trust you and your new fangled A-I eyes and ish. o.o
     
  4. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    that AND vision laser


    @takaim; it's not like you have other things to replace your eyes with, than these unstable prototype AI laser-eyes.
     
  5. EatMeReturns

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    Are they in any way related to the tleilaxu eyes?
     
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  6. Takaim

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    Rather be blind than have my head explode or become some sort of wierd terrorist chemical/nuclear weapon. How do I know your eye ball things arn't weapons of mass destruction? -_-
     
  7. Gforce

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    nah, i already have gifts from the omnisiah, his version was better.
     
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    Stolen.
     
  9. Gforce

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    sorry dude, GW alreadys owns the Omnisiah as well as the mechanicus and everything else dealing with Warhammer.
     
  10. EatMeReturns

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    It's actually spelled Omnissiah.
     
  11. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    they propably are, but that won't come up until next season.
     
  12. Takaim

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    I have Omnislash. o_o I win nubs.

    Well.. For the sake of plot development I'll take some. -_-
     
  13. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Thank you very much.



    *red light starts flashing*


    Aah, it seems a mad scientist on deck 12A8B7T67 has something to show us. Instead of switching to camera, I am sending one named character who has a date with a guest-star Julia Roberts this evening and an army of nameless red-shirts in case anything goes wrong. On an unrelated note, here are some random facts: acid blood can't handle baking powder, lasers tear through chitin, eggs absorb air from outside the shell, there is no air in space.


    Now I need volunteers for this routine checking out of a mad scientists work. Thrown in is a free date with our guest-star
     
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    How tall is Julia Roberts?
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    173 cm, so not tall, not short
     
  16. Gforce

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    Who said you guys could check on my experiments, they're still in the extra experimental phase, get lost before i let loose the ripper swarms!
     
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    Stumbles off set in an apparently drunken rage to find the director, "Re-write! Re-write! I can't work under these conditions!" Drop kicks a camera man into the boom mic guy whom is scratching his *ss. "Julia Roberts? Really? Go get some one I'll enjoy looking at." Swings around the boom mic like a staff. "Let's make this a ninja flick." Heads off to Julia Robert's trailor with his 'staff'.
     
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    I have read the thread and it does not compute. I don't get it.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Well, it's based off an earlier thread.


    basically, the junk is a huge spaceship(and by huge I mean planet-size and up) where crazy **** (including cross-overs) happens every once in a while, a la generic sci-fi show. However, we are not good technobabblers and are quite lazy, which leads to the last threat still being around when a new one arrives.

    The genestealer borg my little ponies were fun though.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Also, we found a temple on an M-class planet two lightyears over. The automatic transmission says its too the gods of Bravery, Hope, Acceptance and Love. Anyone care to investigate?