his majesty's grand junk.

citizens of our beloved space junk
at 08:00, local server time, our grand lord, master and king [yet to be named] has launched the future of our beloved community, the GRAND JUNK.
A mighty cruiser penetrating the nightly sky, with three mighty spam-burning engines, linked to youtube, fox news and 4chan respectively, they are sure to never fail.
We are stocked up on vodka, malt, whiskey, beer, milk, goat milk, 'milk', water, soda and loads and loads of mountain dew.
We have 7 swimming pools, 3 of which are infested with sharks with friggin lazors, but the others are still swimmable.
We currently don't have any food on board... *plunders Canada* Now we do.

Come aboard mateys, and make this the grandest ship ever(aka ideas are welcome)

also, as a final touch

*steals blizzard's thrall statue and puts it on top of the ship*

 

I'm in. Got any smexyness on board?

 

So Space Junk is the planet-size docking station, on which there is it's own sovreign empire known as Spam Land.

And this is the flagship of our homeworld?

 

Awesome, lets go.

 

Well considering the Earth and everything on it is just a random rock floating in space. It's just more of the junk floating around clogging up space. In that case whatever you call it does not matter. As the whole lot will be destroyed to make way for a hyperspace highway.

All I will think about is I hope I see a bloke called Ford and hope I have some peanuts on hand.

 

actually, we managed to discover that before the demolition, so we could sign a protest..... and charge the lasers. Now all we have to fear is poetry.


@kaaraa, that is roughly the situation of our ship yes. the as of yet unassigned empire of spam land officially works under the as of yet unassigned king of space junk though.

 

The innuendo present in our flagship's name just dawned on me.

Tee hee.

 

*sigh*... that was really really slow Kaaraa

 

I want to equip lance batteries on the side would this be acceptable?

 

sure, just place some, try not to cover the hull though, it's kinda big...

 

you do realize if i start putting some, in the end the ship is oging to look like this. All glory to Omnissiah for this fine warship.

 

Belly mounted charged particle cannon, for orbital assault on those who do not follow our terms.

...Still trying to think of an acronym for this weapon, preferrably one that would end up as B.A.N.

 

Belly-mounted Assault Neutralizers?

 

sounds good to me, lets get to work.

 

due to the declaration of war by the 4chan empire, and their erection of the mothership 'the gurotub' our junk has come under heavy stress, since one of the engines gave out. To counter this great menace, i propose that flush cannons be set upon our hull immediately. I also started a secret weapon project, due to this, in section 7654♥♥♥-ABDDCDDADSGU-MF-JP Japanese schoolgirl clothing, glasses, cybernetic augmentations and glass eyes are not allowed to be worn in the vicinity of either the pool or the jungle.

Coca-cola IN SPACE and Imax spaceports have pledged their support to 4chan, and are now at war with us as well. We are currently negotiating with the Kevin J Anderson incarnate and the catgirl imperium, although it would be a miracle for them to join us.

Glory to the junk my brethren!

 

Beryllium Array Neuron weapon.

BAN weapon.

 

That wouldn't be a good conductor or a sturdy material, if i got my chemistry right. Still, it sounds awesome. Never mind, i'm dumb.


Let's mount a few of those on the hull as well, we got gazillions of square km's left anyways

 

You should add "shut up drie" to the poll
Just sayin'

 

what about a

'Either make your double entendre's more or less obvious' option as well?

 

Nono, we need to keep the number in double digits, max. Otherwise it'd be like a BC smothered with Yamato Cannons.

(on a smaller note, wouldn't "Beryllium Array Neutron Weapon make a bit more sense?)

And seeing as Space Junk is it's own producer of spam, couldn't we just remove a few small portions of the planet's core and hook 'em up where the 4chan engine used to be? It could be like a series of Arc Spam Reactors that provide backup power in case of a massive system malfunction.